I will hit 10k posts by midnight sunday

[jerseyart]

My birthday is sunday. I havent really accomplished much in the first 37 years, so time to cram.

So if you want to know something, or what I think of you, or just wish to be mocked and ridiculed, post up here.

Go

 

[Lady Viking]

 

[Gymgurl]

Yep and the pope is Jewish

 

[bluepeter]

 

[from zero]

I want to be ridiculed, but only using adjectives that begin with the letter L.

 

[BrothaBill]

who cares?

.

 

[jerseyart]

 

[blut wump]

Grud, I'm still wondering when I'll hit 500.
I want to know why the moon is made of cheese.

 

[jerseyart]

Yep and the pope is Jewish

He's Catholic

Also, having sex in the confessional is still a sin, even if the priest absolves you afterwards

 

[jerseyart]

 

[Gymgurl]

He's Catholic

Also, having sex in the confessional is still a sin, even if the priest absolves you afterwards

I am in a state of grace at this time...refrain from talking dirty to me

 

[jerseyart]

I want to be ridiculed, but only using adjectives that begin with the letter L.

You are a lame,limp, lazy loser

 

[Gymgurl]

I want to be ridiculed, but only using adjectives that begin with the letter L.

Lusty
lickable
loveable
large

 

[from zero]

You are a lame,limp, lazy loser

Not bad. Try P!

 

[jerseyart]

.

How often are you going to quote that moron before you realize it wasnt even funny the first time around

 

[jerseyart]

Grud, I'm still wondering when I'll hit 500.
I want to know why the moon is made of cheese.

It isn't, but don't tell Hammy, it'll make him sad

 

[jerseyart]

I am in a state of grace at this time...refrain from talking dirty to me

Actually it's Michigan, and it would be impossible to pollute anymore than it already is hon

 

[from zero]

Lusty
lickable
loveable
large

 

[jerseyart]

Not bad. Try P!

You are a pissant, pussy, pip squeek, pole polishing pokehole

 

[hamstershaver]

 

[bluepeter]

Actually it's Michigan, and it would be impossible to pollute anymore than it already is hon

Ironic coming from a Jerseyite.

 

[from zero]

You are a pissant, pussy, pip squeek, pole polishing pokehole

Yay!

 

[jerseyart]

Ironic coming from a Jerseyite.

Toronto

 

[jerseyart]

Yay!

Yay me

 

[bluepeter]

Toronto

Toronto what? Toronto chokes on American cities pollution? True.

 

[jerseyart]

Toronto what? Toronto chokes on American cities pollution? True.

Only one thing in Tornoto I find interesting.

 

[bluepeter]

Only one thing in Tornoto I find interesting.

Stay the hell away from me you pervert.

 

[*MissFit*]

 

[jerseyart]

Stay the hell away from me you pervert.

As if I'd chase your fat hagged out ass

 

[bluepeter]

As if I'd chase your fat hagged out ass

Do I look fat?

 

[blut wump]

Do you want to.

 

[BrothaBill]

How often are you going to quote that moron before you realize it wasnt even funny the first time around

 

[Meantime1]

.

I agree who cares
and 10k, well u still have a long way to go

 

[jerseyart]

Do I look fat?

Maybe its just swole form the cvonstant pounding. You do have narrow hips and waist

 

[hamstershaver]

.

 

[*MissFit*]

I like Toronto

 

[*MissFit*]

The Cn tower?

Only one thing in Tornoto I find interesting.

 

[jerseyart]

It shows maing.

Advertising for you is redundant

 

[BrothaBill]

It shows maing.

Advertising for you is redundant

 

[jerseyart]

The Cn tower?

Doesnt impress me


Im bigger

 

[blut wump]

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[bluepeter]

Doesnt impress me


Im bigger

Fatter yes.

 

[*MissFit*]

Still have to show me

Doesnt impress me


Im bigger

 

[jerseyart]

Still have to show me

Liar

 

[BrothaBill]

My birthday is sunday. I havent really accomplished much in the first 37 years, so time to cram.

So if you want to know something, or what I think of you, or just wish to be mocked and ridiculed, post up here.[/I]
Go

youre old

 

[jerseyart]

youre old

Damn

 

[wootoom]

someones going to be post whoring

 

[BrothaBill]

Damn

dont stop there, you said youd ridicule us if we posted here

 

[*MissFit*]

Hes a scarey pants

 

[blut wump]

dont stop there, you said youd ridicule us if we posted here

That's a ridiculous thing to post.

 

[jerseyart]

someones going to be post whoring

I'm only a post slut.

I dont charge for what I write

 

[wootoom]

ya your right

 

[*MissFit*]

If he starts posting smileys.. i say ban him

 

[jerseyart]

ya your right

Im very clever

 

[wootoom]

sometimes

 

[jerseyart]

If he starts posting smileys.. i say ban him

 

[feisty11975]

That's not a smiley JA. Show her smileys!!!

see, those are smileys!!!

 

[jerseyart]

That's not a smiley JA. Show her smileys!!!

see, those are smileys!!!

She's alwasy bugging me to show her stuff.

She's a predator

 

[*MissFit*]

Hmm u solicitating me for nudes doesn't makle me the predator.. makes me the prey babycakes

She's alwasy bugging me to show her stuff.

She's a predator

 

[jerseyart]

Hmm u solicitating me for nudes doesn't makle me the predator.. makes me the prey babycakes

I prefer my women shaved (see your avatar)

 

[pintoca]

dam JA, you really working hard on this 10K posts thingie, huh?

And CC is taking a free ride too...

 

[jerseyart]

dam JA, you really working hard on this 10K posts thingie, huh?

And CC is taking a free ride too...

Im a go get her

 

[*MissFit*]

I'm riding ym own donkey thank you very much

dam JA, you really working hard on this 10K posts thingie, huh?

And CC is taking a free ride too...

 

[feisty11975]

Can I come play too???

 

[hamstershaver]

Can I come play too???

i got something small you can play with

 

[feisty11975]

i got something small you can play with

I'm like a baby. Can't play with anything small. I might choke on it!!!

 

[hamstershaver]

I'm like a baby. Can't play with anything small. I might choke on it!!!

you might choke from laughing so hard looking at it

 

[feisty11975]

you might choke from laughing so hard looking at it

Cutting yourself down I see. Thanks for saving me the trouble. That really helped me out a bunch!! lol

 

[feisty11975]

Bump--gots to gets to 10k

 

[jerseyart]

I once had sex inside one of those cars inside a resatuarant in the Village


With a girl

 

[*MissFit*]

we have all had sex.. once.. do better than that

 

[jerseyart]

we have all had sex.. once.. do better than that

Her legs were up in the air in the backseat and some college kid/manager asked us to stop because it was upsetting the patrons

 

[*MissFit*]

and then u woke up ....and the girl on the speaker said, "sir, can i take your oder... that is a cup holder, not a jiz keeper"

Her legs were up in the air in the backseat and some college kid/manager asked us to stop because it was upsetting the patrons

 

[*MissFit*]

u have some ways to go

Bump--gots to gets to 10k

 

[jaded]

Take your best shot at me, biatch!

(Tell me what you think of me...then ridicule me...you can probably do both in one shot hehe )

 

[jerseyart]

Ive started a new mositurizing regimen, and now my skin is baby soft and smooth

 

[jerseyart]

Take your best shot at me, biatch!

(Tell me what you think of me...then ridicule me...you can probably do both in one shot hehe )

hmmm


Ill get back to you after I consult my insurance providers

 

[jaded]

and then u woke up ....and the girl on the speaker said, "sir, can i take your oder... that is a cup holder, not a jiz keeper"

 

[jaded]

Ive started a new mositurizing regimen, and now my skin is baby soft and smooth

 

[feisty11975]

hmmm


Ill get back to you after I consult my insurance providers

bump for 10k!!! Don't stop now

 

[jerseyart]

K 60 more posts for tonight to stay on track

 

[blut wump]

This younger generation just has no stamina.

 

[jerseyart]

Take your best shot at me, biatch!

(Tell me what you think of me...then ridicule me...you can probably do both in one shot hehe )

You snore and grind your teeth in your sleep

 

[jerseyart]

Someone ask me questions.

 

[feisty11975]

Someone ask me questions.

who? what? when? where? why? how?

enough?

answer all with complete honesty!!! lol

 

[Mr. dB]

Happy Birthday JerseyArt!!!

 

[jerseyart]

who? what? when? where? why? how?

enough?

answer all with complete honesty!!! lol

who: an Iron Angel

what: A complicated sexual act

when: very soon

where: Canada

how: after lots of pleading

 

[feisty11975]

who: an Iron Angel

what: A complicated sexual act

when: very soon

where: Canada

how: after lots of pleading

You forgot the WHY!!!!!!! Be more specific on your answers. One post at a time!! (hint: more posts)

 

[jerseyart]

You forgot the WHY!!!!!!! Be more specific on your answers. One post at a time!! (hint: more posts)

Because Im a sick and twsaited individual.

The cramping alone is unbearable

 

[feisty11975]

Because Im a sick and twsaited individual.

The cramping alone is unbearable

I think I have figured that one out already.

 

[jerseyart]

I think I have figured that one out already.

Don't judge me

 

[feisty11975]

Don't judge me

Not judging. Just going by what everyone else says!! That's how it's done right?


Nah, I know your cool!!

 

[jerseyart]

Not judging. Just going by what everyone else says!! That's how it's done right?


Nah, I know your cool!!

I am The Cool

The

Cool

C

O

O

L

 

[feisty11975]

I am The Cool

The

Cool

C

O

O

L

I never said you were "The Cool" I said you were cool

 

[jerseyart]

I never said you were "The Cool" I said you were cool

I fixed the compliment to what you would have said if you hadnt wasted your years in school drinking and smoking weed

 

[feisty11975]

I fixed the compliment to what you would have said if you hadnt wasted your years in school drinking and smoking weed

Who told you that? That was supposed to be a secret!! shhh

 

[blut wump]

You just reminded of that Schwepps advert shhhh

 

[jerseyart]

Who told you that? That was supposed to be a secret!! shhh

Not Frisky

LOL
jk


It was her

She talks a lot of trash about you

 

[feisty11975]

Not Frisky

LOL
jk


It was her

She talks a lot of trash about you

She means well!!! I still love her!!

 

[jerseyart]

She means well!!! I still love her!!

She's ok for a redneck