fuck that, i'll just get so fat that they put me on Oprah. isn't that what happens after you get so fat? an automatic Oprah appearance? and then she'll flip the bill for everything.Gymgurl said:Then you can buy a membership to Jenny Craig to get all the weight off that you gained....
the doctor is going to be like "You know, your blood isn't moving".chefbone said:Good luck with that!!!!![]()
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As if it were thickened with cornstarch. Damn, McD's desn't sound to bad about right now. I love their breakfast shit. Damn you HT...Damn You.HumanTarget said:the doctor is going to be like "You know, your blood isn't moving".

chefbone said:As if it were thickened with cornstarch. Damn, McD's desn't sound to bad about right now. I love their breakfast shit. Damn you HT...Damn You.![]()
hells yeah. Mr. Rogers and the Bass player. can you say egg mcmuffin?? eggamufin?jack_schitt said:I'm about to go hit them up for a few egg McSomethings myself...
you need to avenge that. i would try and take out that clown.blut wump said:Why not just inject high-fructose corn syrup striaght into your liver and save on the calories?
I've not eaten at Micky D's since they poisoned my brother and me on Christmas eve about 15 years ago. We met up in town for a chicken jobbo and spent Christmas Day trying not to die.
Everyone knows that they use poison on Christmas Eve....DUH...blut wump said:Why not just inject high-fructose corn syrup straight into your liver and save on the calories?
I've not eaten at Micky D's since they poisoned my brother and me on Christmas eve about 15 years ago. We met up in town for a chicken jobbo and spent Christmas Day trying not to die.

awww shit! looks like HT has got a new fantasy. i'd rattle that clowns teeth.blut wump said:I give them the finger every time I drive past but they don't seem to care. I think I'll have to hit the clown if I want their attention.
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I saw "Super Size Me". I remember thinking "Do want a new liver with that?".Deterass said:I haven't ate Mcdonalds since i saw that movie "Super Size Me"
That was some crazy shit...*gag*
you must weigh over 500lbs. by now eating big macs & fries. Big tub of lard!HumanTarget said:fucking monopoly game!
i'm a 250lb. sexual dynamo, and i owe it all to that clown.coldblue1955 said:you must weigh over 500lbs. by now eating big macs & fries. Big tub of lard!
what the hell were you eatin'? All they serve there is garbage!HumanTarget said:i'm a 250lb. sexual dynamo, and i owe it all to that clown.
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