I went to a comedy night last night

[tuc biscuit]

was funny, 2 acts bombed really badly lol, funny, and the best guy was an American funnily enough

obviously there were hecklers, some were quite funny and the comedians played off their comments and added to the show, but as always one guy isn't shouting funny stuff, but doesn't seem to realise so thinks shouting more things and louder is the answer, the comedians were just ignoring him after his first few remarks, this however didn't stop him looking very pleased with himself after every outburst

I went with a girl i met when I was drunk and it illustrated to me that people you meet when drunk should never cross over to your sober life, I have never played so much defense on a date in my life, I was sat there hands in pockets to avoid and hand holding and she wanted me to rub her feet during the show, threw her a 'no' on that one.


Then we got food after and we were stood at the counter and she was edging towards me as fast as I could edge away, i got pinned against a wall so had to fake needing a piss to get out of there lol.


the main thing i took from the evening was that I am very desirable to women and also very amusing

 

[riverrock]

the main thing i took from the evening was that I am very desirable to women and also very amusing

Are you Peter Andre by any chance? Now there's a man with no shame!!! A classic example of someone who can't sing, dance, bores the Arse off everyone, and has a girlfriend who's been around the block more times that Ralf Schumacher's Toyota, and is famous for doing fuck all - yet doesn't give shit!