I was so drunk this weekend......

[frorider6]

I left a $20 tip on a $40 bar tab and at the time it seemed absolutely logical.

The reasoning went something like this...
20% of $40. Ummmmm, 2 x 4 move the decimal is ummmmm 2 and add the zero is..... a...... ummmmmm $20 tip.

 

[Trance]

Been there.

 

[basskiller]

I thought it was a good looking waitress first!

 

[daised]

my friend brittany when she gets high, she starts paying for everyone, once she took 15 of us out for pizza, the next day she was like someone robbed me or i lost all my money. she completely forgot.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I was wasted one night a few years back and was signing a credit card slip - I was putting an $800 tip on an $80 bill.
someone had to guide my hand to fix the mistake.
the signature must have been a joke - although it is pretty bad normally anyway.

 

[HighIntensity]

what you forgot was most of the tip, was in regards to the anal service you received in the mens bathroom...

 

[frorider6]

Seems I was also so drunk that same night that I turned into a salad tossin' fool.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Seems I was also so drunk that same night that I turned into a salad tossin' fool.

two beers huh?

 

[daised]

two beers huh?

okay you can laugh at me - this is all i can take. three if i ate recently.

 

[frorider6]

Thats not a bad thing!

She didn't think so either! After a bit, she ran and got the lube and asked if I wanted to invade the booty (not quoting her). I tried but she stopped me and said it hurt. guess she wasn't quite drunk enough..

two beers huh?

3

 

[Night Fly]

okay you can laugh at me - this is all i can take. three if i ate recently.

hehe....that's cute.

I think it takes me about 7 or 8...to begin feeling real good. I always quit counting after that.

Fro---I have done that before, and it does always seem logical at the time. I wake up the next morning and remember what I did...lol...then I really feel like shit.

 

[daised]

good things about getting drunk easily
1. calories
2. saves money

 

[frorider6]

I actually have no idea how many. We started at my girlfriend's apt complex Christmas party. Free drinks but a limited selection of alcohol. So I was just downing Vodka Tonics. The bartender even laughed at me once and said "I've lost count".

Then we went across the street to a little neighborhood bar for kareoke night. Losts more vodka tonics there.

 

[Raina]

I am even an even more outgoing and open girl when I'm chemically enhanced. I have a tendancy to get at least half naked (not at the bar) or I tend to either 1) tell people I'd sleep with them if I was single or 2) ask my bf if we can have a threesome with his brother. Needless to say, my honey isn't a huge fan of taking me out and letting me get shitfaced. I always seem to have a day of appology calls to make the next day.

Kate

 

[L.A.X]

Shit....I went to My girls company x-mas party. We end up going to Polyesters (or dance plex...Whatever) I get into a fight!....Then I was so drunk, the bouncers at the church wouldn't let me in. It wasn't a good night for me. The party kicked ass though!

 

[frorider6]

LOL!! I guess not-- after a certain stage of drunkness you forget about things like lube-- hell you should have just tried to spit really good...

Well, I was pretty lubed up but she's convinced it won't fit. I didn't even plant the mushroom and she bailed out. But the dialogue is open and I'm talking her into it now.

 

[frorider6]

Wow! fro you scared her before you even gave it up-- impressive.

I was knocked at the back door, but she wouldn't open it.