I was just thinking

[KillahBee]

If I ever become uber ridonkulous rich, I'm going to hire a Playmate (prob Jennifer Walcott) to stir my food. That's it, just stir it. Not cook it or clean the house or anyhting.

Just stir my food.

And as she's doing I'm going to spit on her and jagoff all over myself.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You still gonna have your mom do your laundry?

 

[KillahBee]

You still gonna have your mom do your laundry?

If she forgets softener again I'll spit on her too

 

[KillahBee]

big surprise, monkey is the 1st post in my thread and it dies

jeezus

 

[binö]

big surprise, monkey is the 1st post in my thread and it dies

jeezus

this thread never had a chance, pudmonk's post was the coup de grace
i've always been a fan of topless lawn care

 

[bran987]

lmaooooooo
can we split the cost?
she is the one I would pick too

 

[Raptorex]

 

[KillahBee]

 

[-SD-]

Be sure to make her fetch the diamond necklace in the commode after you shit out the food she stirred for you. Then the circle will be complete.

 

[Raptorex]

I'm so jealous of Hugh Hefner...he must of sold his soul or something...WTF.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I'm so jealous of Hugh Hefner...he must of sold his soul or something...WTF.

We were watching a program about him and Playboy last night. Can you believe that old boy is EIGHTY?!?!? and he is still shtupping broads that are like 18 - 25?!?!

I can't imagine being one of his sons...

Heheheheheheee

The young bucks sure have a lot to learn.

 

[Raptorex]

We were watching a program about him and Playboy last night. Can you believe that old boy is EIGHTY?!?!? and he is still shtupping broads that are like 18 - 25?!?!

I can't imagine being one of his sons...

Heheheheheheee

The young bucks sure have a lot to learn.

I love him...and want his genes.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I love him...and want his genes.

I think the guy is just amazing. Honestly? I think he was far more attractive as he got older than he was when he was younger. The man must have AMAZING charisma. I mean, a lot of money never hurts especially when one is only interested in empty-headed bimbos for the minute but it seems that with all of that tang throwing themselves at him, the ones who he had longterm relationships with must have had something more than tits and ass... or not. Either way, you gotta give it up for him; give credit where credit is due; the man never disrespected women. I am still trying to figure how his last wife managed to screw up an 8 year monogamous marriage. He was never monogamous with any woman and though legally separated, the marriage remains intact.

The program chronicled some of the difficulties he and his magazine/empire went through. One thing is for sure, the old bastard has balls of steel. You gotta respect that.