I was just called the "office eye candy."

[from zero]

Girl I work with told me another ho said this.


I don't think it's really saying much. There are some fucking grotesque people here.

 

[d3track]

yeah, but was she hot....

 

[jh1]

 

[NJjuice22]

I don't think it's really saying much. There are some fucking grotesque people here.

lmao..same thing at my job. normally something like that would go to my head but when i loook around its like who the hell else they goonna look at.

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[Seashell]

Way to ruin a great compliment asspottery..

She probably said that because you were strutting about the office with your shirt off again.. and can you blame her?

PS. More avatar, less asspotteryness

 

[from zero]

Way to ruin a great compliment asspottery..

She probably said that because you were strutting about the office with your shirt off again.. and can you blame her?

Yes. I can. I'm getting fat again.


Avatars are overrated. That, and I can never find one I like.


Oh, way to ignore my PM too. Assbeaker.

 

[Seashell]

Yes. I can. I'm getting fat again.


Avatars are overrated. That, and I can never find one I like.


Oh, way to ignore my PM too. Assbeaker.

Assbeaker...

I didn't ignore it.. check yours in 5.. and if I get fired, I'll expect you to offer me shelter.

On an unrelated note, I just ate a green pepper, and them mofo is burning my mouth!! Green peppers are sweet, not hot..wtf, this is a mutant.. seriously, it hurts.

 

[Dial_tone]

Assbeaker...

I didn't ignore it.. check yours in 5.. and if I get fired, I'll expect you to offer me shelter.

On an unrelated note, I just ate a green pepper, and them mofo is burning my mouth!! Green peppers are sweet, not hot..wtf, this is a mutant.. seriously, it hurts.

chase it with a habanero....you'll forget all about that green pepper.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Assbeaker...

I didn't ignore it.. check yours in 5.. and if I get fired, I'll expect you to offer me shelter.

On an unrelated note, I just ate a green pepper, and them mofo is burning my mouth!! Green peppers are sweet, not hot..wtf, this is a mutant.. seriously, it hurts.

The rough part is yet to come.

 

[Seashell]

chase it with a habanero....you'll forget all about that green pepper.

I'd probably implode.. I'm not a fan of hot stuff. But almost all of this pepper was normal, like a sweet green pepper, just a few bits were burning ..very strange..

 

[jh1]

Everbody say "HI" to the entire office staff where From Zero works:

Note that From Zero was taking this picture.

 

[coverguy]

I was told that by one of the girls i work with a month or so ago. A bunch of us were out drinking, and i think she was a little past her limit and decided to try and chat me up. Don't know if she was serious, or drunk and trying to score.

Yes, she was hot. No, I didn't hit it.

You don't dip your pen in the company ink!

 

[notoriousQQ]

mama said alligators is angry cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

 

[rnch]

The rough part is yet to come.

he won't be "eye candy" when this happens!!!!!

 

[JohnRobHolmes]

I'd probably implode.. I'm not a fan of hot stuff. But almost all of this pepper was normal, like a sweet green pepper, just a few bits were burning ..very strange..

if green peppers get cross pollinated by a hot pepper, the resulting fruit will have hot seeds, and some of the capsasin oil (hot stuff) can leak into the flesh of the fruit. the fruit from the hybrid seeds will look like a green pepper, but be hot enough to notice.

 

[from zero]

if green peppers get cross pollinated by a hot pepper, the resulting fruit will have hot seeds, and some of the capsasin oil (hot stuff) can leak into the flesh of the fruit. the fruit from the hybrid seeds will look like a green pepper, but be hot enough to notice.

Thanks, Bill Nye.

 

[Seashell]

if green peppers get cross pollinated by a hot pepper, the resulting fruit will have hot seeds, and some of the capsasin oil (hot stuff) can leak into the flesh of the fruit. the fruit from the hybrid seeds will look like a green pepper, but be hot enough to notice.

Thanks, good to know. I thought for a moment I was losing my mind. Damn those sneaky cross-breeders. "Hey, have me, I'm a sweet delicious green pepper... haha! Just joking, burning like fire inside."

 

[powerslave]

Thanks, good to know. I thought for a moment I was losing my mind. Damn those sneaky cross-breeders. "Hey, have me, I'm a sweet delicious green pepper... haha! Just joking, burning like fire inside."

I've found the best way to avoid this is by not eating peppers of any type.

peppers=

 

[pitbullstl]

Thanks, Bill Nye.

My daughter loves this dude.........The Science Guy Rocks!!!!


Oh, on a related note.....are you sure your co-worker wasn't referencing the fact that you look like a big pile of green crusty goo??? Otherwise known as "eye candy"???

 

[Seashell]

I've found the best way to avoid this is by not eating peppers of any type.

peppers=

Except for Dr. Pepper.. (with vodka)

 

[jh1]

(with vodka)

ALCOHOLIC!




.

 

[from zero]

are you sure your co-worker wasn't referencing the fact that you look like a big pile of green crusty goo??? Otherwise known as "eye candy"???

It's a good possibility

(with vodka)

Note to self. To take advantage of Seashell, use lots of Dr. Pepper and vodka.

 

[big4life]

Except for Dr. Pepper.. (with vodka)

I have a bottle of Grey Goose and some Dr. Pepper.


Just no seashell.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Nice compliment

 

[jerkbox]

she probably meant "Office Eye Garbage" or "Office Eye Vomit", and just said candy by mistake

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Well FZ, at least it was a girl who told you this and not your boss who happens to be male. Ahem.

 

[Smurfy]

Note to self. To take advantage of Seashell, use lots of Dr. Pepper and vodka.

Yo. This has to be the first ever comment of a sexual nature Ive ever seen from you.

Anyway nice compliment.

 

[jackangel]

isn't it easier to say "lol check out these dumb blind bitches i work with"


?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

so you work in an all male workplace, huh?

 

[Wynn]

Girl I work with told me another ho said this.


I don't think it's really saying much. There are some fucking grotesque people here.

That's promising for the future. If you move on to another office then you might make a move on one of them(don't sh!t where you eat). At least it is a positive comment.

 

[TC2]

I'm pretty sure it was the homos calling him "orifice eye candy"

 

[from zero]

lol, I hate every single one of you.