I was going to post something insightful and witty...

[The Shadow]

...then I realized that I had nothing useful to say.

 

[Raina]

I think it might be too early for creative thought anyhow Corn....so don't feel bad.

 

[The Shadow]

Ok - I feel better now......hehehehe - How are ya?

 

[paradox]

corn you philisophical basterd you!

 

[beastboy]

Michael Jordan overcomes the acceleration of gravity, by the application of his muscle power in his vertical plan, which produces a low altitude earth orbit...do you know?, do you know?, do you know?

 

[The Shadow]

Not witty but random thoughts:

1 - Is there anything more frustrating than having an itch that you just can't get to to scratch?

2 - The more cardio I do - the shittier I look.

3 - There actually exists a place where you can see the sun rise above the Pacific and set over the Atlantic.......pretty cool.

4 - Are zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes??

5 - WHy do I turn the radio down when I am driving around lost?

6 - Why do people whisper when the power goes out?

 

[Raina]

I'm just peachy oh wise and glorious Mod.

1 - Is there anything more frustrating than having an itch that you just can't get to to scratch?

Yes. It is frustrating when you know you are capable of scratching said itch but your wrist is all injured and you can no longer reach your arm that far anymore.

2 - The more cardio I do - the shittier I look.

Cardio sucks. I'm somehow getting more lean while doing very little cardio and eating a fair amount of ice cream.

3 - There actually exists a place where you can see the sun rise above the Pacific and set over the Atlantic.......pretty cool.

I'll take your word on this one but it sounds pretty.

4 - Are zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes??

Ummm....they're actually spotted so I'm not sure what you're talking about.

5 - WHy do I turn the radio down when I am driving around lost?

I don't know because I don't listen to the radio. That's just another tool by which the devil can try to corrupt your mind.

6 - Why do people whisper when the power goes out?

Hmm. I'm not sure about that one but I like to whisper at the office. Other people start whispering too and after a few minutes realize that they're doing it and wonder why. I'm easily amused.

 

[WODIN]

1. use a tree like a normal person.
2. You're just looking more like Dan Marino is all.
3. Where?
4. Black with white stripes.
5. Cause your brain can't multi-task.
6. It's primal.

 

[The Shadow]

3 - Due to the curve of the isthmus folks in Panama can see the sun rising/setting deal.


Lol on the replies.

 

[The Shadow]

Oh yeah - Twinkies have dubbed "White man's soul food."

 

[Norman Bates]

If swimming makes you thin, why are whales fat?

If nothing sticks to teflon, why does it stick to the pan?

 

[The Shadow]

True on the swimming - I friend swima al year in an unheated pool and gets pissed when her cellulite increases during cold weather. Hello!!! Insulation.

 

[epimetheus]

You could see the sun rise over the Atlantic, and see it set over the Pacific, but not standing in one spot all day. You would have to drive the 50 miles or so to the other ocean if you wanted to actually see it set on the pacific, and not just know it is.
Saw a documentary where they talked about this. Said it was too far across (50 some miles) for you to see the Atlantic and Pacific at the same time.

I'm such a geek.

 

[rnch]

corn--------

do what you always do for inspiration:

crank up your favorite Ricky Martin cd LOUD, take off your clothes and dance around in front of the full length mirror you have in the hall!!!!

 

[The Shadow]

lol


How did you know about the mirror - it's new.


Have you been violating the restraining order?

 

[rnch]

lol


How did you know about the mirror - it's new.


Have you been violating the restraining order?

quoting ron ziegler, nixon's press secretary: "i can neither confirm nor deny that rumor!"








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