I want to make a porn movie.

[AAP]

Not just any porn movie. I want a *special* one.

It will be like a 4 min clip, big titty bimbo in it, getting fucked by a massive dong. It's slamming into her over and over, wham wham wham she is moaning and groaning, her eyes rolling up in her head, her titties flopping around the man is grunting and groaning, it's getting faster and harder wham wham wham he pulls out and...


*insert that fucking linda blair exorcist pic that is accompied by the 100x increase in volume high pitched shrieking*


You know the website that is look close and see a ghost or that dumb see if you can post the seven differences or some shit like that. You are staring hard at the screen and suddenly POP - SHRIIIEEEEKKKKK and you shit your pants.

Yeah, I want that in a porn movie. I want to read someone tore their dick off (puddlemonkey) over it.

 

[chris302001]

Lmao!

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Hehhe.

I had someone send me what looked like a short porn and it turned out to be a fat hairy guy mooning me. Right at the good point his hairy fat ass staring at me, including sound effects.

 

[lartinos]

yeah, I wanna see the Britney Spears Porno too...

 

[75th]

 

[rnch]

so, AAP, you will be directing or producing this movie? we KNOW you won't be starring in it....

 

[*ebony*]

lol...thats hilarious

 

[shogun7]

Yup, that pretty much summed up my response.

 

[pin]

8mm. A twisted movie. I'm glad the pervs bought it in the end.

 

[puddlemonkey]

whoa