I want to get this! What do you think?

Lumberg · Feb 9, 2004

hamstershaver · Feb 9, 2004

you think your boyfriend is cheating on you?

chewyxrage · Feb 9, 2004

holy shit

Smurfy · Feb 9, 2004

LOL semen detection. kinda gross lol

jerkbox · Feb 9, 2004

what the hell for?

Lumberg · Feb 9, 2004

So I could catch myself if I was cheating on myself.

BileStew · Feb 9, 2004

Lumberg said:
So I could catch myself if I was cheating on myself.

Just get one of those purple lamp lights that illuminate stains.

Probably a lot cheaper.

JuicePimp · Feb 9, 2004

You know someone's gonna buy it and "catch" a dude who really was just jerking off at work or after playing golf.