I want to flirt with EF girls and guys and admins

[string_bean00]

whats up

 

[Scotsman]

If you say one nice thing about me I'll be sorely disappointed in you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[KillahBee]

dang, how long do i have to wait?

Alright, shittits, let's fucking go. I also had issues with you and the attention whoring for a bit. Tee Hee, look at my boobies!

But you know what? I like your boobies. And I like your fun little personality. I also like the way you get my dick hard with those PMs. you don't go too far, but give me enough to cum to while imagining another girl tossing my salad. I would really enjoy hanging out with you as friends. Going to a club, dancing like retarded monkeys, laughin it up.

Then you know what I would do? Do ya? I'd turn to you and say, "HH, I have to tell you something". Get all serious, look deep into your eyes. "HH, I think you're a dumb slut". You'd get all pissed off and tell me you thought I was different and we were friends. I'd just sit there with a smirk on my face, laughing, maybe gyrating a little bit. You'd be confused and ask me what the fuck I was smiling at. Then you'd look in my eyes and it would click - I did it on purpose. I want you mad. I like you mad. Cause next thing you know, I'm dragging you by your hair, caveman style, into the nearest women's bathroom. I kick the stall door in and throw you down on the toilet right there. Your screaming in anger. Fucking pissed. But when I grab your crotch real hard...guess what daddy found? A puddle. A puddle with my name on it. As you stand and straddle the toilet bowl, I drop to my knees and lap up every motherfucking bit of that cum as I shove 3 fingers in your mouth and you work them like only you know how. I move over to the taint (note: I get mental measurement for my boyz back on EF) and spit on your balloon knot. The mix of anger, fear, anticipation and excitement is spinning you in circles. You have your rape whistle out ready to blow, but can't seem to stop cumming on my face. I throw you against the inside of the stall door and sit on the toilet, drop chow. Bloppy time, bitch. You can't believe you are actually kneeling on a women's bathroom floor with my pulsating cock in your mouth, but you know nyou like it. you know you met someone you can be comfortable being that dirty little girl you always wanted to be but never imagined you'd be comfortable enough to actually act on it. I grab your hair and throatram you until you are choking and spitting all over those great tits of yours. I lick the drool off your chin and spit it back into your mouth as you growl "Fuck me now" at me. I turn you against the wall, lift your skirt up and SLAM my cock into you. You are so fucking wet and dirty and filthy and cumming and in heaven that I just slide in and out with the thrust power of a mechanical bull. As you cum down your own leg I lean in for the first taste. I start by nibbling on your neck - you know what's coming. I bite into it very slowly....no fast shit you see on vampire shows. But wait, you don't like blood and violence in fucking, right? Then why did you just fucking scream the scream that only multiple orgasming little piggies know? And why are you squirting your cum all over the floor and the toilet? Why is my dick harder than fucking long division? Cause you fucking knew you had it in you....you just didn't know you could be "accepted" while being that person. As I lap up your blood I grab your hair and turn your mouth towards me. We tongue fuck and exchange blood, saliva and cum back and forth as you growl and grunt like a rabid dog. You tell me to cum, but I tell you to shut your fucking mouth instead. I sit you down on the toilet and make you beg for it. "Please, daddy. Please give me what I want! What I need!!" As you watch me stroke my dick..up and down, up and down, up and down.....you are SCREAMING for my cum. It's the only thing that can make you whole now. It's the only thing that can bring you back to what you THOUGHT was life.

And then, right as you can see in my face that it's near, it's almost time for your transformation...your evolution...to be complete......I stop. I turn and walk out.

"Why?!" you keep screaming.....you wanna know why? cause I FUCKING CAN

 

[string_bean00]

holy fuck

 

[Spartacus]

You come out with some weird ass shit, man, which I always respect. I think you like to fuck with people and that makes you kosher in my book anyday. I get you confused with HUmanTarget all the time.

I bartended for a dozen years and have been a mortician for 13
wtf did you expect?

 

[heatherrae]

Alright, shittits, let's fucking go. I also had issues with you and the attention whoring for a bit. Tee Hee, look at my boobies!

But you know what? I like your boobies. And I like your fun little personality. I also like the way you get my dick hard with those PMs. you don't go too far, but give me enough to cum to while imagining another girl tossing my salad. I would really enjoy hanging out with you as friends. Going to a club, dancing like retarded monkeys, laughin it up.

Then you know what I would do? Do ya? I'd turn to you and say, "HH, I have to tell you something". Get all serious, look deep into your eyes. "HH, I think you're a dumb slut". You'd get all pissed off and tell me you thought I was different and we were friends. I'd just sit there with a smirk on my face, laughing, maybe gyrating a little bit. You'd be confused and ask me what the fuck I was smiling at. Then you'd look in my eyes and it would click - I did it on purpose. I want you mad. I like you mad. Cause next thing you know, I'm dragging you by your hair, caveman style, into the nearest women's bathroom. I kick the stall door in and throw you down on the toilet right there. Your screaming in anger. Fucking pissed. But when I grab your crotch real hard...guess what daddy found? A puddle. A puddle with my name on it. As you stand and straddle the toilet bowl, I drop to my knees and lap up every motherfucking bit of that cum as I shove 3 fingers in your mouth and you work them like only you know how. I move over to the taint (note: I get mental measurement for my boyz back on EF) and spit on your balloon knot. The mix of anger, fear, anticipation and excitement is spinning you in circles. You have your rape whistle out ready to blow, but can't seem to stop cumming on my face. I throw you against the inside of the stall door and sit on the toilet, drop chow. Bloppy time, bitch. You can't believe you are actually kneeling on a women's bathroom floor with my pulsating cock in your mouth, but you know nyou like it. you know you met someone you can be comfortable being that dirty little girl you always wanted to be but never imagined you'd be comfortable enough to actually act on it. I grab your hair and throatram you until you are choking and spitting all over those great tits of yours. I lick the drool off your chin and spit it back into your mouth as you growl "Fuck me now" at me. I turn you against the wall, lift your skirt up and SLAM my cock into you. You are so fucking wet and dirty and filthy and cumming and in heaven that I just slide in and out with the thrust power of a mechanical bull. As you cum down your own leg I lean in for the first taste. I start by nibbling on your neck - you know what's coming. I bite into it very slowly....no fast shit you see on vampire shows. But wait, you don't like blood and violence in fucking, right? Then why did you just fucking scream the scream that only multiple orgasming little piggies know? And why are you squirting your cum all over the floor and the toilet? Why is my dick harder than fucking long division? Cause you fucking knew you had it in you....you just didn't know you could be "accepted" while being that person. As I lap up your blood I grab your hair and turn your mouth towards me. We tongue fuck and exchange blood, saliva and cum back and forth as you growl and grunt like a rabid dog. You tell me to cum, but I tell you to shut your fucking mouth instead. I sit you down on the toilet and make you beg for it. "Please, daddy. Please give me what I want! What I need!!" As you watch me stroke my dick..up and down, up and down, up and down.....you are SCREAMING for my cum. It's the only thing that can make you whole now. It's the only thing that can bring you back to what you THOUGHT was life.

And then, right as you can see in my face that it's near, it's almost time for your transformation...your evolution...to be complete......I stop. I turn and walk out.

"Why?!" you keep screaming.....you wanna know why? cause I FUCKING CAN

Is there a rest stop anywhere between the beginning and end of that post.

 

[Spartacus]

my second bartending job I was hired at a new high dollar jazz bar in a very nice downtown hotel
I was 22
the woman who hired me was my manager and she taught me how to really "bartend"
this was a suit and tie place and I wore a tuxedo and the bar was mine
no other bartenders,just me and the waitresses
my mgr. taught me to work a crowd and engage your customers
and I know the difference between a perfect rob roy,and a sweet rob roy

 

[Spartacus]

holy fuck

no shit

 

[powerslave]

Alright, shittits, let's fucking go. I also had issues with you and the attention whoring for a bit. Tee Hee, look at my boobies!

But you know what? I like your boobies. And I like your fun little personality. I also like the way you get my dick hard with those PMs. you don't go too far, but give me enough to cum to while imagining another girl tossing my salad. I would really enjoy hanging out with you as friends. Going to a club, dancing like retarded monkeys, laughin it up.

Then you know what I would do? Do ya? I'd turn to you and say, "HH, I have to tell you something". Get all serious, look deep into your eyes. "HH, I think you're a dumb slut". You'd get all pissed off and tell me you thought I was different and we were friends. I'd just sit there with a smirk on my face, laughing, maybe gyrating a little bit. You'd be confused and ask me what the fuck I was smiling at. Then you'd look in my eyes and it would click - I did it on purpose. I want you mad. I like you mad. Cause next thing you know, I'm dragging you by your hair, caveman style, into the nearest women's bathroom. I kick the stall door in and throw you down on the toilet right there. Your screaming in anger. Fucking pissed. But when I grab your crotch real hard...guess what daddy found? A puddle. A puddle with my name on it. As you stand and straddle the toilet bowl, I drop to my knees and lap up every motherfucking bit of that cum as I shove 3 fingers in your mouth and you work them like only you know how. I move over to the taint (note: I get mental measurement for my boyz back on EF) and spit on your balloon knot. The mix of anger, fear, anticipation and excitement is spinning you in circles. You have your rape whistle out ready to blow, but can't seem to stop cumming on my face. I throw you against the inside of the stall door and sit on the toilet, drop chow. Bloppy time, bitch. You can't believe you are actually kneeling on a women's bathroom floor with my pulsating cock in your mouth, but you know nyou like it. you know you met someone you can be comfortable being that dirty little girl you always wanted to be but never imagined you'd be comfortable enough to actually act on it. I grab your hair and throatram you until you are choking and spitting all over those great tits of yours. I lick the drool off your chin and spit it back into your mouth as you growl "Fuck me now" at me. I turn you against the wall, lift your skirt up and SLAM my cock into you. You are so fucking wet and dirty and filthy and cumming and in heaven that I just slide in and out with the thrust power of a mechanical bull. As you cum down your own leg I lean in for the first taste. I start by nibbling on your neck - you know what's coming. I bite into it very slowly....no fast shit you see on vampire shows. But wait, you don't like blood and violence in fucking, right? Then why did you just fucking scream the scream that only multiple orgasming little piggies know? And why are you squirting your cum all over the floor and the toilet? Why is my dick harder than fucking long division? Cause you fucking knew you had it in you....you just didn't know you could be "accepted" while being that person. As I lap up your blood I grab your hair and turn your mouth towards me. We tongue fuck and exchange blood, saliva and cum back and forth as you growl and grunt like a rabid dog. You tell me to cum, but I tell you to shut your fucking mouth instead. I sit you down on the toilet and make you beg for it. "Please, daddy. Please give me what I want! What I need!!" As you watch me stroke my dick..up and down, up and down, up and down.....you are SCREAMING for my cum. It's the only thing that can make you whole now. It's the only thing that can bring you back to what you THOUGHT was life.

And then, right as you can see in my face that it's near, it's almost time for your transformation...your evolution...to be complete......I stop. I turn and walk out.

"Why?!" you keep screaming.....you wanna know why? cause I FUCKING CAN

Even BTS forum hasn't seen action like this in ages

 

[Spartacus]

Even BTS forum hasn't seen action like this in ages

I'm going to highlight it in it's entirety and send it to some chick I have a budding e-relationship with
and see how it goes