I want to flirt with EF girls and guys and admins

[MrMuscle]

Give me a good one KB!

 

[Frisky]

Fuck, alright. here goes:

I believe that you are a very caring person and very loving. You take a ton of shit around here and, for the most part, give it back and/or roll with it. You connect with a lot of people here, which shows that you are an outgoing person. If I had the chance to meet you in person, I would not allow you to speak a word before I grabbed your hair, turned you around and launched you against a wall while tearing your clothes off with my teeth. I would bend you over a hard wood or granite table and eat the ever loving hell out of your asshole. I'd spit on your back and b my hard cock up and down your pussy from behind while I slammed your face down onto the table again and again. Then I'd make you turn around and taste yourself on my dick. The next thing I would do to you would not really be "sex" per se, more like "murderfuck". I'd finish on your stomach and make you clean it all up with your fingers and your mouth. Then I'd make you fingerblast yourself while I made a thread about it on EF.

Then we'd snowball.

I need a moment!


(skipped to the fingerblast part for the time being )

 

[KillahBee]

Give me a good one KB!

I don't think I've ever seen you type a bad thing about a person here - I like that. Sure, you use every goddamn excuse in the world to post your body shots, but dude - you fucking earned it. You probably have more will power and inner strength then 99% of us, including me. I admire you for that

 

[KillahBee]

he stole this shit from a Hallmark card.

You are a cynical, angry, hateful, tryhard fuckface. I fucking love you. I think you are my brother

 

[feisty11975]

Fuck, alright. here goes:

I believe that you are a very caring person and very loving. You take a ton of shit around here and, for the most part, give it back and/or roll with it. You connect with a lot of people here, which shows that you are an outgoing person. If I had the chance to meet you in person, I would not allow you to speak a word before I grabbed your hair, turned you around and launched you against a wall while tearing your clothes off with my teeth. I would bend you over a hard wood or granite table and eat the ever loving hell out of your asshole. I'd spit on your back and rub my hard cock up and down your pussy from behind while I slammed your face down onto the table again and again. Then I'd make you turn around and taste yourself on my dick. The next thing I would do to you would not really be "sex" per se, more like "murderfuck". I'd finish on your stomach and make you clean it all up with your fingers and your mouth. Then I'd make you fingerblast yourself while I made a thread about it on EF.

Then we'd snowball.

Dayum

 

[Frisky]

Dayum

I actually believe KB and I would fit like a glove on a hand.

 

[habitualhealth]

Make the good stuff come out

 

[feisty11975]

I actually believe KB and I would fit like a glove on a hand.

yep...I do believe you are right

 

[PBR]

KB....you have a way with words. some day if i get smart- id like to speak your language.

BTW: Frisky is online looking for airfares to your lo-cal.

 

[jackangel]

You are a cynical, angry, hateful, tryhard fuckface. I fucking love you. I think you are my brother

are you saying i try too hard? sometimes. the only interaction on EF that means anything to me, for the most part, is when someone recognizes me in some way (funny, smart, cute, helpful, insightful, powerful eyebrows, etc.).

EF = solipsistic heaven