Fuck, alright. here goes:
I believe that you are a very caring person and very loving. You take a ton of shit around here and, for the most part, give it back and/or roll with it. You connect with a lot of people here, which shows that you are an outgoing person. If I had the chance to meet you in person, I would not allow you to speak a word before I grabbed your hair, turned you around and launched you against a wall while tearing your clothes off with my teeth. I would bend you over a hard wood or granite table and eat the ever loving hell out of your asshole. I'd spit on your back and b my hard cock up and down your pussy from behind while I slammed your face down onto the table again and again. Then I'd make you turn around and taste yourself on my dick. The next thing I would do to you would not really be "sex" per se, more like "murderfuck". I'd finish on your stomach and make you clean it all up with your fingers and your mouth. Then I'd make you fingerblast yourself while I made a thread about it on EF.
Then we'd snowball.