I want to be a wigger

[fistfullofsteel]

1. When I apply for jobs they will have to hire me because I'm a minority.

2. All the 18-19 year old chicks will want me because I could be the next M&M.

3. I always wanted to wear my pants to my ankles. I figure I can air out my crotch a whole lot better.

4. Those fake gold chains aren't fake, so that means I am rich which means I will get more girls.

5. I will be down with the V.I.P. crew.

6. I like saying bling bling.

7. If the cops bother me then I will scream racism.

8. I won't ever have to buy a belt.

9. Maybe I can get on Jenny Jones.

10. I can play my radio really loud in my piece of shit car with a piece of shit system, but you know what? I'm still the Mac Daddy or is it the Daddy Mac?

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

Go For it man, we all need dreams.

 

[manny78]

you forgot the cell phone for pimpin da hoes .....

 

[fistfullofsteel]

true, best be sporting my cell phone that glows in the dark and plays obnoxious music when it rings so i can bother everybody.

when did it become the IN THING for the younger generation females to prefer to date wiggers and black guys. have they been watching MTV's "Crib" too often?

 

[Hannibal]

8. I won't ever have to buy a belt.

And you never have to worry whether you are bulking or cutting because your clothes aren't supposed to "FIT" anyway...

Of course, to be a true wigger you would probably have to give up lifting complety so that your kid's size small wife beater won't be too tight on your Buck 'O Five Frame.

 

[naturally anabolic]

lol Come on hannibal those are pecs! *aka ribcage*

 

[danielson]

make sure you dont forget the hankerchief round the head. the pirate look seems to be coming back here, at least in my new gym. i love my new gym......

 

[b fold the truth]

Re: Re: I want to be a wigger

And you never have to worry whether you are bulking or cutting because your clothes aren't supposed to "FIT" anyway...

Of course, to be a true wigger you would probably have to give up lifting complety so that your kid's size small wife beater won't be too tight on your Buck 'O Five Frame.

So true...lol

B True

 

[bwood]

true, best be sporting my cell phone that glows in the dark and plays obnoxious music when it rings so i can bother everybody.

when did it become the IN THING for the younger generation females to prefer to date wiggers and black guys. have they been watching MTV's "Crib" too often?

i dont think MTV promotes anything more
than interracial relationships...

i wonder why that is???

 

[MP5]

You have got to buy the tricked out Honda and the visor to be really bad. Also, worship Vin Diesel.