I want to apologize to the board for my Anti Scottish behavior of late.

[Phenom78]

I especially regret saying that " Scots are responsible for every major war in human history."

That was just stupid.

Nor do I still think that Ian Glen and Mike Myers are behind a Scottish plot to control Hollywood. Nor that Braveheart was a disgusting piece of Pro Scottish propoganda.

The truth is I have been battling a lifelong haggis addiction, and I hope you can find it in your hearts to wish me well in my recovery.

Perhaps one day my new found Scottish brothers and sisters will join me and my Scottish pooch Duncan for a Hot Toddy and some bloody good Hammer Throw competitions on the TV

 

[jnevin]

You're Jewish.

 

[Protobuilder]

Jews don't throw Scottish Hammers.

Also, please refrain from mentioning or using racist products such as Scotch Tape and Scotchguard. bunch of racist BS.

 

[Phenom78]

You're Jewish.

Scientologist

 

[Frisky]

Scientologist

I would slap you

LOL

and do it with a smile

 

[jnevin]

Scientologist

Latter Day Jewbaca

 

[Phenom78]

LMFAO @ aap

 

[bluepeter]

Mike Myers is Canadian you gangrene infested assbanjo. So you can continue poking fun at his zed enunciating, letter u inserting self.

 

[stilleto]

phenom has a lot of red. I think i'll donate.

 

[Frisky]

phenom has a lot of red. I think i'll donate.

Yea... me too

 

[heatherrae]

Mike Myers is Canadian, right? sheesh.

 

[Phenom78]

Mike Myers is Canadian you gangrene infested assbanjo. So you can continue poking fun at his zed enunciating, letter u inserting self.

He's part Scottish descent. Must be where he gets his talent from.

That annoying female singer is all yours though.

 

[Wulfgar]

why dont you use some of your Jew Fortune to help out the world?

 

[bluepeter]

He's part Scottish descent. Must be where he gets his talent from.

That annoying female singer is all yours though.

Nay. Y'all are the ones paying her millions to sing in your casinos. Her skank ass is all yours. Plus, she's from Quebec so she isn't really Canadian.

 

[jnevin]

Nay. Y'all are the ones paying her millions to sing in your casinos. Her skank ass is all yours. Plus, she's from Quebec so she isn't really Canadian.

racist!!

 

[Phenom78]

Nay. Y'all are the ones paying her millions to sing in your casinos. Her skank ass is all yours. Plus, she's from Quebec so she isn't really Canadian.

I bet you post that all the time on your KKK site don't you.

You better never try to get a job in law enforcement.

 

[bluepeter]

I bet you post that all the time on your KKK site don't you.

You better never try to get a job in law enforcement.

They already turned me down due to the abnormally large goiter I have protruding from the groin area. They claimed it scared the hookers. I've filed a discrimination suit.

 

[Phenom78]

It has just come to my attention that Liechtenstein is the true source of all that is wrong and evil in the world.

These treachorous bastards have been plotting against the entire free world from their cold mountainous region for millenia.

 

[stilleto]

It has just come to my attention that Liechtenstein is the true source of all that is wrong and evil in the world.

These treachorous bastards have been plotting against the entire free world from their cold mountainous region for millenia.

thats right. choose a country with a population of 12 to pick on.

i'll have you know i'm Liechtensteinian. i'm gonna kick your lilly white ass.

 

[Phenom78]

thats right. choose a country with a population of 12 to pick on.

i'll have you know i'm Liechtensteinian. i'm gonna kick your lilly white ass.

Fucking Liechtensteiner

We'll crush you and your repressive Constitutional Monarchy into the dust.

Then after we blow up all your shit, we'll come in and build you a new water treatment plant.

 

[jnevin]

It's my island.

 

[Frisky]

It's my island.

how many cabins do you have... and it this an all expense paid vacation.. do you provide food and drinks? Is it a down comfortor and mattress?

Please get back to me asap... i NEED to book a room

 

[jnevin]

how many cabins do you have... and it this an all expense paid vacation.. do you provide food and drinks? Is it a down comfortor and mattress?

Please get back to me asap... i NEED to book a room

We bathe in Bushmills and Guinness, have two teeth (the whole island), are.... fond of our sheep, are devoid of pigment, and boil all of our food.

We're the number one resort in Ireland.

 

[Frisky]

We bathe in Bushmills and Guinness, have two teeth (the whole island), are.... fond of our sheep, are devoid of pigment, and boil all of our food.

We're the number one resort in Ireland.

You lost me at 'boil all of our food' if you boil everything would it be ok if I bring a shit load of seasoning? Nothern season is so boring for me. I need an UMP in my food... something to make me say DAMN, give me another drink please. Otherwise Its just bland and eh... blech.

as for your two teeth, I'll tell you like I tell my kids... BRUSH THEM DAMN THINGS DAMMIT. You only get TWO sets and after that you are done. I actually examine my kids teeth every morning and every night... LOL, I'm anal about that. So Two Teeth doesn't do it for me sugar

 

[jnevin]

You lost me at 'boil all of our food' if you boil everything would it be ok if I bring a shit load of seasoning? Nothern season is so boring for me. I need an UMP in my food... something to make me say DAMN, give me another drink please. Otherwise Its just bland and eh... blech.

as for your two teeth, I'll tell you like I tell my kids... BRUSH THEM DAMN THINGS DAMMIT. You only get TWO sets and after that you are done. I actually examine my kids teeth every morning and every night... LOL, I'm anal about that. So Two Teeth doesn't do it for me sugar

I think two teeth is two too many for a snake eating bayou hillbillie, but don't let me tell you how to parent.

 

[wootoom]

boo fuckin hoo u fuckin pansy

 

[Frisky]

boo fuckin hoo u fuckin pansy

you lil.. fucker

you plat bombed me... I have important information to share and now no one can see it. Ill get you my pretty... and you're little dog too

 

[wootoom]

you lil.. fucker

you plat bombed me... I have important information to share and now no one can see it. Ill get you my pretty... and you're little dog too

thats for donating karma to jerseyart

 

[Frisky]

thats for donating karma to jerseyart

ah sugar that wasn't anything to do with you at all... you want a donation? Ya know I love me some woot and daisy, and btw how is my godchild doing? I have yet not got a pic of him

that upsets me...

10K coming your way

 

[wootoom]

ah sugar that wasn't anything to do with you at all... you want a donation? Ya know I love me some woot and daisy, and btw how is my godchild doing? I have yet not got a pic of him

that upsets me...

10K coming your way

pm me ur email adress ok?

 

[Frisky]

pm me ur email adress ok?

On the way sugar... and I will check it as soon as i get home... I wanna see the tiny bundle of love. I want one myself