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I Want My Salami!!!!!!!!

Sorry to interupt yuor thread, but, I posted to you on another thread, Star. I had asked you how you was doing and that I missed ya around here.
 
Sorry, just got back on.....that post was from last night. I am still unable to access Elite from work so I only get to visit in the evenings when I have a little extra time. How is everything?

Star

PS where is my salami and what is he goin by?
 
Star said:
why was he banned again?

Star

i heard bikinimom bitches a lot about him in the mod forum. i suspect she had something to do with the salami's banishment.
 
Why would anyone ever bitch about such a dear fella such as him? And that other fine boy Winny.....why was he banned?

Star
 
Star said:
And that other fine boy Winny.....why was he banned?

Star

i know for a fact that king winny was banned cus george couldnt take all the female mods fighting and bickering over him. king winny was a definate ladies man.
 
Star said:
Hmmmm I was kinda in the mood for a scat attack story.

Star

and give the mods a bullshit excuse for banning me? my scope has severely been restricted since they banned my ip a couple weeks ago. i got around it but i think i'm still on thin ice.
 
Daymmmnnnn guess they be kinda serious then huh?? Well then we must think of new kinds off stories.......If we can't say blumpkin or scat attack then we will come up with something else, ideas?

Star
 
we could talk about the my fetish involving woman with no limbs.
 
Johnny Zampon said:


and give the mods a bullshit excuse for banning me? my scope has severely been restricted since they banned my ip a couple weeks ago. i got around it but i think i'm still on thin ice.

just spoof your Ip ......so easy......
 
well, one day when i was about 10, my daddy took me into the city. we were walking by maple leaf gardens when i saw a bum sitting against the wall. because i was such a good kid, i asked my dad for a penny so that i could give it to the bum. when i went to give the bum the money i noticed it was a woman. she had no arms and no legs. i gave her the penny and ran back to my dad. i said 'dad, that woman has no arms or legs', then he said, 'aint nothin better than a bitch with no arms and legs'. i asked why. he said 'cus when your with a bitch like that, it doesnt matter if shes got a headache or shes not in the mood, you just duct tape her mouth, pick up her torso and fuck it'. so to this day, my dream is to marry a chick with no limbs.

if your reading this, i love you dad.
 
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Yes, but the hands do have a purpose you know....The Zampon reminds me too much of Tampon.

Star
 
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