I want a pet Dragon

[Austin316]

I do!!!! I could use him to fly me around, breathe fire on people who make me mad, ooOOOoooo it owuld be grand

I wanna Dragon, I wanna Dragon, I could name him Bob

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

You dont want that, I would have to slay his ass...

hamsters are a nice surrogates for dragons..

 

[Austin316]

Ha u couldn't slay my dragon he would eat you up silly human

 

[GLADIATOR351]

ahh.. I thought you were talking about a Kimodo Dragon.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

Yeah buddy.. but all I have to do is whip out my +2 Dragon Slayer Scabbard... stick a fork in his ass.. he's done.

 

[Austin316]

nope he has a protection agains piercing attacks ruin engraved on his thigh, and watch out for my Ring of severance or Ill sever your manhood shood u get within 20 feet

 

[dasgh]

hmmm.....an Ice Dragon would be really cool (no pun intended ) Nice blue color and get rid of some of this damn hot weather too...

 

[frorider6]

I miss Mary Jane.

 

[Austin316]

<disclaimer> Austin316 is not high

 

[Austin316]

Where is my dragon?!?!