I Touched A DEAD BIRD today!!!!

[tinytank]

ok ok ok,,,, dont panic. but today at work, while i was tidying up a university building, after the new carpets had been layed, i kicked over a dustbin, i swept up all the shitty dust and put it back in the bin, and started picking up the rest of the stuff and putting it back in, when i felt something weird so i tipped the bin out again, only to find a fucking dead sparrow !!! !

what do i do ?, i told the cleaner, that was there she just crapped herself and told me to put it in a bucket. i launced it in a outside bucket, and then told the janitors, who just thought i was joking..


SHIT

 

[NJjuice22]

 

[hamstershaver]

you should be quarantined NOW

 

[tinytank]

you should be quarantined NOW

i sware on my mothers grave, i touched a fucking dead bird ! holf fuck... what should i do ? what can i do ?

 

[Deterass]

Just go ahead get it over with and shoot yourself in the head.A twelve guage slug should do the trick.

 

[Deterass]

someone insert that attention whore pic

 

[hamstershaver]

i just told you, call the center for disease control and they will come and put you in one of those bubbles until they can diagnose you better

 

[boxerjake]

As long as you never fucked it up the ass i'm sure you'll be ok ....

 

[tinytank]

someone insert that attention whore pic

shut up you GOBO ! your just pissed that i made a joke about you shagging chickens arent you ?

anyway why would i lie about this ? im shure i could think of other things to post about thatn touching a fucking bird ! im wanting to know what the trusty people of E/F , think i should do in a time of crisis .

So DETERASS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY THREAD ! or else ill come over there and cough all over you . ok....

should i inform the NHS or something ?

 

[hamstershaver]

what is a gobo?

 

[Deterass]

I must've missed the joke about shagging chickens.

 

[tinytank]

what is a gobo?

its a scottish word, basicly calling someone, a tit !

 

[slat1]

Drink a ton of alcohol so that any part of the flu strain in your system will be wasted and will not know where to go.

 

[tinytank]

Drink a ton of alcohol so that any part of the flu strain in your system will be wasted and will not know where to go.

i like that.. i get so drunk that every single cell in my body is flooded in pure alcohol !

got ya

 

[HiDnGoD]

ok ok ok,,,, dont panic. but today at work, while i was tidying up a university building, after the new carpets had been layed, i kicked over a dustbin, i swept up all the shitty dust and put it back in the bin, and started picking up the rest of the stuff and putting it back in, when i felt something weird so i tipped the bin out again, only to find a fucking dead sparrow !!! !

what do i do ?, i told the cleaner, that was there she just crapped herself and told me to put it in a bucket. i launced it in a outside bucket, and then told the janitors, who just thought i was joking..


SHIT

Buh bye!

 

[tinytank]

that bird isnt dead !

 

[c00per]

With all the partying that you do, isn't your blood already about 90 proof anyway.
So what's the big deal.
I think the sparrow has more of a chance of catching something from you ... and it's fuckin' dead.

 

[redguru]

I must've missed the joke about shagging chickens.

Yeah, I embellished it though, I told him you only shagged dead chickens. BTW, only a drunken Scottish kid would make a Me,Me,Me thread about dead birds.

 

[c00per]

 

[Daisy_]

you will be ok

 

[tinytank]

hurm,,, ok if i die.. im gonna haunt you !

 

[c00per]

Thanks for the heads-up.
If I see this, then I'll know it's you,

 

[tinytank]

Thanks for the heads-up.
If I see this, then I'll know it's you,

LOL !!!! can i use that as my ava ?

 

[cyrex]

dude I pickup dead birds with my nutsack! whats the big deal?

 

[novamanms]

http://www.sethwhite.org/images/summit2004/summit camp/dead bird.jpg

 

[tinytank]

dude I pickup dead birds with my nutsack! whats the big deal?

this your first day outta the closet ? where have you been the past 3 days ?

 

[Stillhere7]

I am not sure if this thread is a joke or not but this will become a serious issue in a year or less. The bird might have died due to the West Nile disease. You should not touch dead birds or cats with your bare hands. Wait a minute. Are you from Scotland?





http://www.cdc.gov/flu/avian/gen-info/facts.htm

 

[tinytank]

I am not sure if this thread is a joke or not but this will become a serious issue in a year or less. The bird might have died due to the West Nile disease. You should not touch dead birds or cats with your bare hands. Wait a minute. Are you from Scotland?





http://www.cdc.gov/flu/avian/gen-info/facts.htm

yes im from scotland, and no friend this is no joke !

 

[Stillhere7]

I would put on some gloves and a face mask. Pick up the bird, place it inside a box. Seal the box tight. Go to your nearest hospital. Just in case.

 

[cyrex]

i don't think anyone thinks you are joking, I think they think it is funny that you are actually worried about it....

you realize that every day you touch dead stuff... all the time

 

[EnderJE]

We should start a karma bookie event. Which will kill TT...the flu or the IRA?

 

[Retabolil2]

oh shit thanks for posting that picture! my favorite movie from my childhood!

 

[Cutiebaby]

You should have brought it home and made a stew.

 

[tinytank]

i don't think anyone thinks you are joking, I think they think it is funny that you are actually worried about it....

you realize that every day you touch dead stuff... all the time

yeah but its not every day, that your town is put on high alert, with people in white suits walking about, police blocks, and checking cars ect, disenfecting car tires ect ect. we have been told to keep our cats and dogs inside, well cats inside as much as possible, and dogs on a short lead ect ect .

a well fuck it, im relaxed now, im drunk , its friday and im off for a week, so ill stop post whoreing !! WOOOOOOO !

 

[BrothaBill]

you should have had reported it so they can test it for the bird flu. That's how they track it, when people report dead birds.
Just call the authoritays and say, "Ive got a dead sparrow on my hands, can you send out the van"