I took devin to see Java for easter...

heatherrae · Mar 24, 2008

This was his idea of an easter celebration:

http://www.angrywhiteboy.org/wp-con...ereisnoeasterbunny-e0c8awb-easter-bunny71.png

all the whey · Mar 24, 2008

java is not angry

heatherrae · Mar 24, 2008

I would use the word "militant"

cindylou · Mar 24, 2008

heatherrae said:
I would use the word "militant"

hahalo,lol

puddlemonkey · Mar 24, 2008

wtf is a png file? I'm afraid to open it.

javaguru · Mar 24, 2008

PuddleMonkey said:
wtf is a png file? I'm afraid to open it.

It's a way to track your IP address, soon a van full of Jehovah's witnesses will be dispatched from HR's church to your door.

puddlemonkey · Mar 24, 2008

javaguru said:
It's a way to track your IP address, soon a van full of Jehovah's witnesses will be dispatched from HR's church to your door.

Good thing I left it alone :worried:

heatherrae · Mar 24, 2008

javaguru said:
It's a way to track your IP address, soon a van full of Jehovah's witnesses will be dispatched from HR's church to your door.

lol...i'm not a jehovah's witness. if i showed up at your door you would like it, you heathen. Now, REPENT...lol.

bigmann245 · Mar 24, 2008

javaguru said:
It's a way to track your IP address, soon a van full of Jehovah's witnesses will be dispatched from HR's church to your door.

bwahahahaha

javaguru · Mar 24, 2008

heatherrae said:
lol...i'm not a jehovah's witness. if i showed up at your door you would like it, you heathen. Now, REPENT...lol.

heatherrae · Mar 24, 2008

javaguru said:

I can't watch vids. I'm at work. Probably some heathen propaganda, anyway. Enjoy your eternity in hell....lol...just kidding.

javaguru · Mar 24, 2008

heatherrae said:
lol...i'm not a jehovah's witness. if i showed up at your door you would like it, you heathen. Now, REPENT...lol.

Not if you had a puppet show.

heatherrae · Mar 24, 2008

javaguru said:
Not if you had a puppet show.

you can do the puppet show.

(lame sexual innuendo)

javaguru · Mar 24, 2008

heatherrae said:
I can't watch vids. I'm at work. Probably some heathen propaganda, anyway. Enjoy your eternity in hell....lol...just kidding.

I caught some video of your church service....

heatherrae · Mar 24, 2008

javaguru said:
I caught some video of your church service....

Oh, I got some video of you and your Dr. Heather-- a very SHORT video. lol.

javaguru · Mar 24, 2008

heatherrae said:
Oh, I got some video of you and your Dr. Heather-- a very SHORT video. lol.

She is only 4'10 1/2"

all the whey · Mar 24, 2008

Those heathens really get HR horny.

heatherrae · Mar 24, 2008

all the whey said:
Those heathens really get HR horny.

lol. church men take too long to seduce.

javaguru · Mar 24, 2008

heatherrae said:
lol. church men take too long to seduce.

You can't sit through an entire NASCAR race?

PICK3 · Mar 24, 2008

all the whey said:
java is not angry

No, but he is a Mo :rainbow:

captainahole · Mar 24, 2008

He looks rabbit crossed with a rabbid wolf and is going to eat him. I'm surprised he didn't sh::t himself. He's not going to sleep for a week now and will wet his be till he's 20.

heatherrae · Mar 25, 2008

javaguru said:
You can't sit through an entire NASCAR race?

I despise nascar. The only thing it is good for is that the sound of the cars going around on TV makes me SLEEPY. It is an excellent cure for insomnia.

cindylou · Mar 25, 2008

heatherrae said:
I despise nascar. The only thing it is good for is that the sound of the cars going around on TV makes me SLEEPY. It is an excellent cure for insomnia.

this is so true. My husband watches Nascar every Sunday and thats nap time for me. The sound is very relaxing on tv. I cannot BELIEVE people watch that for 5 HOURS!

I could see watching the last few laps. The only thing that might get me watching an entire race, is a race with many wrecks and some alcohol to drink.

heatherrae · Mar 25, 2008

cindylou said:
this is so true. My husband watches Nascar every Sunday and thats nap time for me. The sound is very relaxing on tv. I cannot BELIEVE people watch that for 5 HOURS!

I could see watching the last few laps. The only thing that might get me watching an entire race, is a race with many wrecks and some alcohol to drink.

Better yet, give alcohol to the drivers. Now THAT may be worth watching...lol.

javaguru · Mar 25, 2008

heatherrae said:
Better yet, give alcohol to the drivers. Now THAT may be worth watching...lol.

I have an even better idea. Your uncle uses puppets to bring in the youngsters and all church's are trying to get more teens in the pews. Your church should have a beer and cigarettes ministry to bring in the teens and young adults. I bet he could even charge a cover!!!

heatherrae · Mar 25, 2008

javaguru said:
I have an even better idea. Your uncle uses puppets to bring in the youngsters and all church's are trying to get more teens in the pews. Your church should have a beer and cigarettes ministry to bring in the teens and young adults. I bet he could even charge a cover!!!

I'll run that one by him.

cindylou · Mar 25, 2008

javaguru said:
I have an even better idea. Your uncle uses puppets to bring in the youngsters and all church's are trying to get more teens in the pews. Your church should have a beer and cigarettes ministry to bring in the teens and young adults. I bet he could even charge a cover!!!

I WISH ! A beer and cigarette ministry? Thats my kind of church!

heatherrae · Mar 25, 2008

cindylou said:
I WISH ! A beer and cigarette ministry? Thats my kind of church!

I think we should add mixed drinks, racing forms and cigars. lol.

MichaelScott · Mar 25, 2008

heatherrae said:
I despise nascar. The only thing it is good for is that the sound of the cars going around on TV makes me SLEEPY. It is an excellent cure for insomnia.

i still remember that pic u posted a while back of the guy who you were gonna date or something, with the mustache and the nascar shirt lol

heatherrae · Mar 25, 2008

MichaelScott said:
i still remember that pic u posted a while back of the guy who you were gonna date or something, with the mustache and the nascar shirt lol

OMG! I wasn't going to date him! He was emailing my myspace.

MichaelScott · Mar 25, 2008

javaguru · Mar 25, 2008

heatherrae said:
I think we should add mixed drinks, racing forms and cigars. lol.

Muted TV's with sporting events might bring in more men.

heatherrae · Mar 26, 2008

javaguru said:
Muted TV's with sporting events might bring in more men.

That and have the choir wear thongs and pasties...lol.

javaguru · Mar 26, 2008

heatherrae said:
That and have the choir wear thongs and pasties...lol.

Lap dances for Jesus could bring in a lot of extra income.

heatherrae · Mar 26, 2008

javaguru said:
Lap dances for Jesus could bring in a lot of extra income.

lol...that reminds me of that story about a stripper who wanted to give her money to a church because she was religious. She made good bank, but they wouldn't take her money...lol.

all the whey · Mar 26, 2008

heatherrae said:
lol...that reminds me of that story about a stripper who wanted to give her money to a church because she was religious. She made good bank, but they wouldn't take her money...lol.

why?

javaguru · Mar 26, 2008

all the whey said:
why?

Bronze age tent dweller morality.

heatherrae · Mar 26, 2008

all the whey said:
why?

they probably didn't want the press it would obviously bring along with it.

Cutiebaby · Mar 26, 2008

javaguru said:
It's a way to track your IP address, soon a van full of Jehovah's witnesses will be dispatched from HR's church to your door.

lmfao

javaguru · Mar 26, 2008

Angel said:
lmfao

So you've dealt with them before?

javaguru · Mar 27, 2008

heatherrae said:
they probably didn't want the press it would obviously bring along with it.

I bet they were just being judgmental.

Pat_McCrotch · Mar 28, 2008

javaguru said:
It's a way to track your IP address, soon a van full of Jehovah's witnesses will be dispatched from HR's church to your door.

LMAO!!!!

MichaelScott · Mar 28, 2008

heatherrae · Mar 28, 2008

javaguru said:
I bet they were just being judgmental.

Well, they probably were. Lots of church people types don't exactly support nudie bars (at least not publicly....lol).

javaguru · Mar 28, 2008

heatherrae said:
Well, they probably were. Lots of church people types don't exactly support nudie bars (at least not publicly....lol).

heatherrae · Mar 28, 2008

javaguru said:

LOL...mommies gotta make some dough, too.

javaguru · Mar 28, 2008

heatherrae said:
LOL...mommies gotta make some dough, too.

Hard to be a single mommy on an $8.00 an hour secretarial gig.

the_alcatraz · Mar 28, 2008

javaguru said:
It's a way to track your IP address, soon a van full of Jehovah's witnesses will be dispatched from HR's church to your door.

lmao

heatherrae · Mar 28, 2008

javaguru said:
Hard to be a single mommy on an $8.00 an hour secretarial gig.

I'm sure it would be. It's hard being a single mommy in a professional career path, even.

the_alcatraz · Mar 28, 2008

heatherrae said:
LOL...mommies gotta make some dough, too.

love the way you think :heart:

javaguru · Mar 28, 2008

the_alcatraz said:
love the way you think

She's a plumper single mom....

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