I think I'm going to kill myself

[CYBERNIGG]

Fuck man, I'm having a damn panic attack. I'm 6'3, 235 pounds, 14inch cock, 7% bodyfat. I only make 85g's a year. My viper fucked up so now I have to drive the vette. I haven't had a 3some in 2 days. My fucking life sucks.

 

[HappyScrappy]

hmm, sounds like the only issue is that you don't make enough for those two cars.
other than that, I hear ya

 

[NJSerious]

yeah, you better end it right the fuck now and do us all a favor you cum dumpster.

 

[CYBERNIGG]

I can't decide if I should hang myself with my detachable penis or shoot up poison into my asshole.

 

[Code]

hmm, sounds like the only issue is that you don't make enough for those two cars.
other than that, I hear ya

LOL I sooo thought the same thing.


So we can divine from the post that he in facts wishes he made 85k.

 

[manny78]

Viper ? WTF grow up and get a Ferrari......

 

[Knot_Sharpe]

Hang in there bro ...
Its just a phase,

Soon you'll be awake and earning $5.50 at McD's, riding your bike and spanking the Monkey to the October playmate twins. Your 6'3" frame is gonna reflect about 164 flabby pounds in the mirror and Mom is gonna give you shit about not eating your veggies.

all will be Well!...and that is NOT a detachable penis, its a bit of linguine that you dropped in your lap last night at dinner....

Live to post another day!!!

 

[CYBERNIGG]

Spank my monkey while looking at playmate twins. Shit yeah! Then I'll fist myself while eating my McD's apple pie.

 

[Code]

Hehe, making 4 figures with posters of sports cars on the wall.

 

[KA-BAR]

use a shotgun and make sure you get it all the way in front of the head.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

hmm, sounds like the only issue is that you don't make enough for those two cars.
other than that, I hear ya

Lol. You can tell a lot when someone thinks 85K is all the money in the world.

 

[Citruscide]

Tall buildings...

C

 

[WODIN]

Be stylish about it.

Get about ten people to join a cult with you and have them all dring purple grape juice laced with cyanid. It shouldn't take you more than 1 day given the jello brained fools running around these days.

 

[THE SWAMI]

swami says: use a big gun. do not miss. it will only exacerbate the situation.

 

[tripleV]

Viper ? WTF grow up and get a Ferrari......

Hey now, I look pretty hot in a Viper and i find the Viper pretty damn hot myself

 

[DownUnder23]

yeah, you better end it right the fuck now and do us all a favor you cum dumpster.