I think I'm a mutant

[Scotsman]

Friend took me to a buffet last night. I managed to consume enough to kill an ethiopian village. Yet today I am two pounds lighter than yesterday.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[PICK3]

Buy a skirt with an adjustable waist band.

 

[Arabian]

lol and to think the Ethopian gets a hard on watching a donut roll down a hill....

 

[ceo]

If you wouldn't eat so much maybe you wouldn't have torn your pec!!!

 

[Scotsman]

If you wouldn't eat so much maybe you wouldn't have torn your pec!!!

Make up your mind man. One thread is eat the cookies this one is don't eat so much. You're acting like a woman.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[musclemom]

Hate to tell ya, Scots, but it's called a "tapeworm" sweetie. You eat and it grows larger ...

 

[puddlemonkey]

I need a tapeworm! Maybe a family of them. I'd love to be able to consume enormous amounts of food and not gain weight. And when the tape worms get too big I'll just evict them and move a new family in. Can you buy tapeworms on-line?

 

[Scotsman]

Hate to tell ya, Scots, but it's called a "tapeworm" sweetie. You eat and it grows larger ...

Well shouldn't it be gaining weight for me then?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[musclemom]

Well shouldn't it be gaining weight for me then?

Cheers,
Scotsman

Nope.

They were quite popular once and specifically sold for the purpose of weight loss.

There are actually people who are still nuts enough to do it today.

http://www.tapewormdiet.net/

I need to say this:

Purposely swallowing a worm for the purpose of maintaining or losing weight while you're being a shameless glutton is both utterly disgusting and moronically stupid.

 

[Scotsman]

Nope.

They were quite popular once and specifically sold for the purpose of weight loss.

There are actually people who are still nuts enough to do it today.

http://www.tapewormdiet.net/

I need to say this:

Purposely swallowing a worm for the purpose of maintaining or losing weight while you're being a shameless glutton is both utterly disgusting and moronically stupid.

It's quite disturbing what lengths people will go to in order to lose weight.

And I do know how the tape worm thing works, and those things really creep me out.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[mountain muscle]

Scots, we all have known you are a freak for awhile.

Fatty in a skirt.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

you're all fatties

 

[Scotsman]

Scots, we all have known you are a freak for awhile.

Fatty in a skirt.

Damn I thought I had that under wraps.

Pussy with an attitude.


Oh and JD- don't hate the player hate the game.

Cheers,
Scotsman