I think I might start

[big_bad_buff]

Putting that black grease shit under my eyes that baseball and football players use to keep the glare out of their eyes. I don’t know why, I think it looks pretty cool on them though. I think bouncers should start doing it as well, not so much for glare, just because it makes you look kinda of tough. People will look at you and be like... Hmm, that dudes probably a tough guy, I better behave. same with cops, and maybe skinny people to make them look kind of mean. think I might wear some on the next blind date I go on

 

[big_bad_buff]

ummm? EDIT

 

[DeepZenPill]

no, it's what do you say to her, and the punchline is "nothing, you already told her twice."