I think I may shit my pants.........

[jerkbox]

thanks for sharing

 

[WODIN]

Dentist commit suicide more than anyother profession.

Watch out yours might take you with him.

Also Movie theater seats contain more human fecal matter than anyother type of seat. Must be the farts.

 

[from zero]

Nathan?

 

[beastboy]

for fun. Actually not for fun, but so that they'll send me home early. My toots are smelling like a Glad garbage bag filled with spoiled baby formula. I think the fumes are actually curdling in my panties. I have to go to the dentist today, and it always seems to go quicker if I don't shit for a couple days. I set that chair a blaze.....so instead of the bitch trying to talk to me, she just cleans.

I hate the fucking dentist.

 

[from zero]

Dentist commit suicide more than anyother profession.

Watch out yours might take you with him.

Also Movie theater seats contain more human fecal matter than anyother type of seat. Must be the farts.

So, when does the new edition of Random Useless Information go on sale at newsstands?

 

[jerkbox]

Dentist commit suicide more than anyother profession.

Watch out yours might take you with him.

Also Movie theater seats contain more human fecal matter than anyother type of seat. Must be the farts.

when you smell someone's fart, you are actually inhaling little bits of their fecal matter.

 

[WODIN]

Yep knew that about cops.

Accountants are the biggest alchies. Did ya know that?

 

[beastboy]

Dentist commit suicide more than anyother profession.

Watch out yours might take you with him.

Also Movie theater seats contain more human fecal matter than anyother type of seat. Must be the farts.

Do you think that by spewing that garbage, I think you are smart?

I already knew that. Cops have the highest divorce rate. Did you know that?

Oops....I just tooted again.

I had to pick up some of my equipment at ITT Tech....as I was wheeling it down the hall I let one go. I seen this white chick come out of the office with her nosed plugged. I had a Grinch-like smirk. But got me in the end....I cut my wrist and got blood on my shirt.

 

[jerkbox]

So you wouldn't mind it if I took a moist steamer on your chin?

can I give you a nantucket clam roll?

 

[beastboy]

when you smell someone's fart, you are actually inhaling little bits of their fecal matter.

So you wouldn't mind it if I took a moist steamer on your chin?

 

[john937]

Proving once again that bad taste has no bounds.

 

[gymtime]

Oops....I just tooted again.

Gay.

 

[beastboy]

can I give you a nantucket clam roll?

Only if you die afterwards.

 

[beastboy]

Proving once again that bad taste has no bounds.

Agreed....you're still here.

 

[beastboy]

Gay.

You wish.

 

[tuc biscuit]

The first thing I did when I got to work yesterday was to block the only toilet with an 18 Incher that got completely wedged.

 

[WODIN]

So, when does the new edition of Random Useless Information go on sale at newsstands?

If you were an actuarial you'd think that info was priceless.

 

[beastboy]

The first thing I did when I got to work yesterday was to block the only toilet with an 18 Incher that got completely wedged.

Quality post! bravo!

 

[jerkbox]

Yep. The manageress was poking away at it with a broom-handle for quite a while.

LOL

 

[tuc biscuit]

Yep. The manageress was poking away at it with a broom-handle for quite a while.

 

[beastboy]

Yep. The manageress was poking away at it with a broom-handle for quite a while.

You should of rolled that one up and put it in your pocket.

 

[tuc biscuit]

My pockets were already full with dog todds that I had collected in my hat on the way to work.