And no, it's not some funkified std thing, ya bastards. Not having to worry about stuff like that is one of the few benefits of being on a total dry spell.
I got it last Thursday when I went fishing with my little bros. I knew when I was coming into contact with it, but there was no way around it in some areas; I just tried to wash off well in the river and took a shower as soon as I got home. Still, what I think happened was my fishing rod handle dragged through some, then I handled the rod, then I handled my boys when I was adjusting them. I've got a little patch above my sock line too.
LOL @ TC2. I'll just refrain from scratching for now. Benadryl Gel was the best OTC stuff I could find when I had it a few years ago. The doc would be a last resort, but with my insurance it would cost me hardly anything.