I think I figured out a solution to the cat piss problem...

[jenscats5]

My pantry has a freezer and 3 shelving units.....so I covered the linoleum tile floor with drop cloths, put 2 litter pans in there, her bed & food & water......then prop a very large sheet of drywall against the doorway so she can't get out......

The pee is confined to a room and the drop cloths will soak it up and I can dispose of them.....

Then I won't have to feel too guilty for killing her......

 

[MAX 300]

I thought this thread was going to involve lemonade...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Jen, i'm a heartless bastard when i need to be. set up and pay for the vet appointment and i'll take the cat for you.

see, i can be cold and heartless and compassionate at the same time

 

[jenscats5]

Jen, i'm a heartless bastard when i need to be. set up and pay for the vet appointment and i'll take the cat for you.

see, i can be cold and heartless and compassionate at the same time

You're going to drive 3 hours down to Wilmington to take my cat to the vet for me?? Will you hold my hand as I cry?? Will you take the body to the taxidermist also??

 

[Buddy_Christ]

how long can you wait to do this? i gotta go down to my grandmother's every weekend til the house sells. i know i'm going to end up doing at least one overnight, leaving here on friday and coming home saturday night. you're way outta the way, but i could do it in exchange for a favor or two if possible.......

 

[Buddy_Christ]

saw that one a few days ago.

just how big of a man is your husband anyway?

 

[jenscats5]

What kind of favor??

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i might have to load a fridge into the back of my blazer. if i do, it's going to have to come down 1/2 flight of stairs, then out the front door and down about 4 more steps. i can probably back my blazer up onto the front lawn so it doesn't have to go down about 4 more stairs into the driveway. something tells me this is not something i should try on my own, nor something my gf should be involved in either.

not 100% sure yet if i'm taking the fridge or not. i told the realtor to find out for certain, but he said "well, it's not in the contract, so you can." told him to check anyway. i don't want these people inspecting the house the day before settlement and saying "wait, we thought we were getting the fridge!"

i have a NIGHTMARE of a house to go through to get it cleaned out, and a month to do it all. my sister never returned my phone call from last friday about getting down there together to clean the place out. called her again tonight and left a kind of stern message on her voice mail about the house. she better call me back. this is turning into a load of BS and i have a feeling i'm going to get completely fucked here and have to do all the work myself

 

[jenscats5]

saw that one a few days ago.

just how big of a man is your husband anyway?

He's about 5'3" tall and 165lbs......I've been working him hard at the gym....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

5'3" and 165? damn. i'm 5'6" and right about the same weight myself, maybe over 170 again, not sure.

as long as 20lbs of his weight isn't around the middle, he'd be a good man for the job

 

[jenscats5]

5'3" and 165? damn. i'm 5'6" and right about the same weight myself, maybe over 170 again, not sure.

as long as 20lbs of his weight isn't around the middle, he'd be a good man for the job

Well, there's some around the middle.....he loves his beer!!

It's funny, I bug the hell out of him about his diet -- what there is of it.....he literally will sometimes just not eat anything.....but now that he IS eating he's getting some muscles.....