I swear.....

[javaguru]

All online personals are exactly the same. The latest one to "wink" at me....

"Describe myself... that could be difficult, but I will give it a try. I am a single mother of 2 wonderful children and they mean the world to me. I am educated and a professional. I am an honest , kind, and happy person. I have been told that I am cute and have a nice smile. I am in shape and enjoy working out. I grew up in New Orleans and have family in Texas , Georgia, and Louisiana , so I travel often. I enjoy going out and spending time with my friends and family.
I am looking for a man who is honest, secure, attractive, sensitive, affectionate, and intelligent. I want someone who is positive, fun, and enjoys life to the fullest.
I am looking for someone who will give 100% to a relationship and I will of course do the same. I am definitely looking for a stable, long term relationship.
I am not looking for the perfect man, but the perfect man for me!
So, if this sounds like you, send me an e-mail! You never know!"

 

[all the whey]

All online personals are exactly the same. The latest one to "wink" at me....

"Describe myself... that could be difficult, but I will give it a try. I am a single mother of 2 wonderful children and they mean the world to me. I am educated and a professional. I am an honest , kind, and happy person. I have been told that I am cute and have a nice smile. I am in shape and enjoy working out. I grew up in New Orleans and have family in Texas , Georgia, and Louisiana , so I travel often. I enjoy going out and spending time with my friends and family.
I am looking for a man who is honest, secure, attractive, sensitive, affectionate, and intelligent. I want someone who is positive, fun, and enjoys life to the fullest.
I am looking for someone who will give 100% to a relationship and I will of course do the same. I am definitely looking for a stable, long term relationship.
I am not looking for the perfect man, but the perfect man for me!
So, if this sounds like you, send me an e-mail! You never know!"

That is in almost all personals.

 

[Razorguns]

hot chicks on personal sites -- fake profiles

ugly old fat chicks on personal sites -- real profiles

lol @ paying $19/month to hit on old fat chicks!

r

 

[puddlemonkey]

"Describe myself... that could be difficult, but I will give it a try. I am a single mother of 2 wonderful children and they mean the world to me. I am educated and a professional. I am an honest , kind, and happy person. I have been told that I am cute and have a nice smile. I am in shape and enjoy working out. I grew up in New Orleans and have family in Texas , Georgia, and Louisiana , so I travel often. I enjoy going out and spending time with my friends and family.
I am looking for a man who is honest, secure, attractive, sensitive, affectionate, and intelligent. I want someone who is positive, fun, and enjoys life to the fullest.
I am looking for someone who will give 100% to a relationship and I will of course do the same. I am definitely looking for a stable, long term relationship.
I am not looking for the perfect man, but the perfect man for me!
So, if this sounds like you, send me an e-mail! You never know!"

You should reply to her with, "Repost!".

 

[calveless wonder]

hot chicks on personal sites -- fake profiles

ugly old fat chicks on personal sites -- real profiles

lol @ paying $19/month to hit on old fat chicks!

r

once again you're an idiot

but what else is new

 

[bw1]

^^^^^^lol^^^^^^^

 

[Razorguns]

once again you're an idiot

but what else is new

Stupid slut.

I had a friend who worked f/t at home creating fake profiles on dating sites for his xxx clients senor douchebag. They even have software programs for it.

slap. now get me a beer.

r

 

[bw1]

^^^^lol^^^^^^^^^^

 

[ortiz34]

lol a two dutchbags who suck at life, arguing with each other

 

[Basikstylz]

You should reply to her with, "Repost!".

+1 LOL

 

[blueta2]

That's a profile of someone who has no clue what to say.

 

[NEO1]

Just reply with "funny...me too!"

 

[GUARDIAN]

she is not an atheist.

 

[gjohnson5]

JavaGuru gogglin' online personals??
LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[jnevin]

You should reply to her with, "Repost!".

awesome

 

[SaladFork]

hot chicks on personal sites -- fake profiles

ugly old fat chicks on personal sites -- real profiles

lol @ paying $19/month to hit on old fat chicks!

r

Not... I have met a few girls off the internet who had hot profiles and they where hot.

What do you think RG hot girls couldn't possibly use a dating site? Only fat old chicks use them?

 

[javaguru]

Not... I have met a few girls off the internet who had hot profiles and they where hot.

What do you think RG hot girls couldn't possibly use a dating site? Only fat old chicks use them?

A lot of professional women use dating sites.

Dr. Heather is 32 and I wouldn't call her ugly.

Mary was older when I met her, 39 but hardly ugly.

Krystal was 26 when I met her...

April was 26 when I met her...

Mel was 25 when I met her...

 

[javaguru]

she is not an atheist.

The closest I've come to marriage since my divorce was with an evangelical chick.

 

[javaguru]

JavaGuru gogglin' online personals??
LOLOLOLOLOL

I went back to school...I'm surrounded by young twenty somethings.

 

[javaguru]

lol a two dutchbags who suck at life, arguing with each other

That is EF C&C....

 

[javaguru]

lol...the repost idea is golden..thanks puddles....I gave Dr. Heather shit because she didn't include a picture and I assumed it was a fake profile....my call out fired her up.