I spilled DNP on my wifes carpet!!!!! HELP

[The Ranger]

Mix baking soda, vinegar, and club soda into a paste....then scrub the fuck out of it ya clumsy fuck.....first day with the new hands wadgobbler.....heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Kahn]

Be a man. Tell her 1/2 of all this shit is yours and it was spilled on your half. Then cave in and get new carpet when she makes your life hell. Thats why I do all my shit in the basement with cement floors

 

[RACER XXX]

Thanks for all the words of wisdom fellas!! Yea i think i'm fucked.. i've been hiding it from her but if i don't hear from "A" in a few i guess i'll be buying new carpet for the bedroom!! Damn it!!
Ya see one of my friends said" i'll have someone ship you some DNP" I say great thanks buddy. then a few days later i get a package in the mail.. a small empty pill container inside ( i figured there were caps in there) so i twist off the top and poof YELLOW SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
Powder inside not caps!!!!!
BTW THANKS FRIEND.

Thanks Judge Smales

Hey Ranger thanks ya fucker...

Peace.

OUT.

 

[delts2]

LOL, and you can see the fear in your post.......my "wife's" carpet. Been there. Try Ranger's antidote.

delts2