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I shit in sinks

Nathan

Nathan

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I don't do it because I want to, rather I do it because it often feels like the right thing to do. You see, there's a time and a place for sink-shitting. If you KNOW that you're better than everyone around you, then you might want to try expressing your individuality by dropping your pants and taking a great big steamer in a nearby sink where others are sure to find it. Masturbating while doing so should add a certain je ne sais quoi to the mix. And for those flaccid asspackers out there, I wouldn't worry. Maintaining an erection while shitting in a sink is akin to your body producing excessive amounts of smegma - it just kind of takes care of itself. I have no idea what I'm talking about.
 
Shitting in sinks is all fine and good. If you're a dilettante that is. NOt that there's anything wrong with being a dilettante. There are many well-rounded individuals who have made forays into various activities without really becoming experts.

But if you want to show true dedication, true joi-de-vivre, true, in-your-face greatness, shitting in urinals is where it's at.

And for those lucky few who have the facilities, there is one elite level that one can atain, but this requires Ronnie Colemen level skill, talent, and commitment. I mean at this point you are married to the game while people like Nathin are just having a fling. You get an automatic lifetime membership in the shitting hall of fame if you take a shit in a bidet.
 
Bullit said:


a.k.a. "Nathans Tongue"
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I think if you're going to use the abbreviation "a.k.a." then you shuold know what it stands for. So, let's hear it smart guy. If you don't know, then that will nullify your insult which made no sense in the first place.
 
Nathan said:
I don't do it because I want to, rather I do it because it often feels like the right thing to do. You see, there's a time and a place for sink-shitting. If you KNOW that you're better than everyone around you, then you might want to try expressing your individuality by dropping your pants and taking a great big steamer in a nearby sink where others are sure to find it. Masturbating while doing so should add a certain je ne sais quoi to the mix. And for those flaccid asspackers out there, I wouldn't worry. Maintaining an erection while shitting in a sink is akin to your body producing excessive amounts of smegma - it just kind of takes care of itself. I have no idea what I'm talking about.
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People who are mentally retarted tend to do this. . .think about seeking help.
 
one time i walked into a burger king restaurant bathroom and there were about 20 strands of toilet paper stuck to the ceiling with shit as an adhesive and drooped all the way to the floor. And shit was smeared all over the mirror.

And think perhaps you may have been visiting?
 
Here's a fun poop related story.

A friend of mine was having a party one night. Everyone was getting hammered and having a good time, when we noticed Jodi was missing. We checked outside and all the bedrooms with no luck. Then someone suggested she was probably puking downstairs, so that no one would hear her. We walked down stairs, opened the bathroom door and what do we find. Seems she had a little accident. There was shit smeared all over the walls, the toilet, the mirror, her clothes, and just about everywhere else in the room. It looked as though she had tried to shower it off, cause to top it off, when we found her she was bent over the tub, passed out with a fresh one on the way out.

She will now and forever carry the name poopy pants or shitty shorts, depending on who you talk to.
 
Bullit said:


WHAT THE FUCK???

WHY was it smeared around??? WTF was she doing?
What could possibly explain that????

Holy hell.
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It will forever remain a mysterey. I can't even look the chick in the eye, forget about asking "why did you shit all over Chads bathroom".
 
hardrock said:
There was shit smeared all over the walls, the toilet, the mirror, her clothes, and just about everywhere else in the room.
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WHAT THE FUCK???

WHY was it smeared around??? WTF was she doing?
What could possibly explain that????

Holy hell.
 
Nathan said:
I don't do it because I want to, rather I do it because it often feels like the right thing to do. You see, there's a time and a place for sink-shitting. If you KNOW that you're better than everyone around you, then you might want to try expressing your individuality by dropping your pants and taking a great big steamer in a nearby sink where others are sure to find it. Masturbating while doing so should add a certain je ne sais quoi to the mix. And for those flaccid asspackers out there, I wouldn't worry. Maintaining an erection while shitting in a sink is akin to your body producing excessive amounts of smegma - it just kind of takes care of itself. I have no idea what I'm talking about.
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LMAO! Your fucked up humor always brightens my day.
 
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