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I really wish I paid attention in graphics class

KillahBee

KillahBee

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Fucking messing with my resume and trying to do some cool shit with it, but I have no fucking clue how to use Illustr8ter. And it's making me want to rape myself
 
KillahBee said:
Wait, I don't get it.

And it's going great, fucking jerkface
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once you get a bike its pretty much in the rulebook that you need to hang out in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot or other comparable white trash establishments.
 
patsfan1379 said:
once you get a bike its pretty much in the rulebook that you need to hang out in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot or other comparable white trash establishments.
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well shiiit, I was doing that before I got the bike, bitchtits.
 
KillahBee said:
In a world where millions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display
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your a prime example of this
 
jh1 said:
You in marketing?
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i am.
with a degree in graphic design.

the graphic designers seem to have to work long hours and have deadlines. the marketing people do lunch and take the afternoon off.


i ain't stupid.
 
stilleto said:
i am.
with a degree in graphic design.

the graphic designers seem to have to work long hours and have deadlines. the marketing people do lunch and take the afternoon off.


i ain't stupid.
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What the?
 
KillahBee said:
And it's making me want to rape myself
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Sex with you is the equivalent to eating celery, nobody wants to do it, and after its done you realize you need something else right away because it wasn't satisfying or filling.
 
patsfan1379 said:
then you need to move to a Roy Rogers asap.

take that bitch on the Berlin Turnpike.
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omg i can't wait to get a new car and just cruise with peeps

that's the fuggin best
 
swole said:
omg i can't wait to get a new car and just cruise with peeps

that's the fuggin best
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Remember the scene in Dumb and Dumber where Harry & Lloyd(sp?) get into a fight because Harry drove 300 miles in the wrong direction while Lloyd was sleeping? Remember when he traded his van for the scooter? Remember the look of sheer pimpness when Lloyd rolls up on that thing and Harry goes "Where'd you get that thing?" and Lloyd goes "I traded the van for it straight up."

Thats KB.
 
Illustrator isn't the best prog for resumes. It's made more for logo type design. A lot of places don't want a pdf res either.
 
jestro said:
Illustrator isn't the best prog for resumes. It's made more for logo type design. A lot of places don't want a pdf res either.
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I wasn't making my entire resume in illustrator, just a graphic for it. And a LOT of places accept PDF resumes now, most do that I have seen, actually.
 
KillahBee said:
I wasn't making my entire resume in illustrator, just a graphic for it. And a LOT of places accept PDF resumes now, most do that I have seen, actually.
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That's cool. Let me know if you need any help with the graphic. PDF is a pretty universal format, the reason I've seen that places want a DOC type format is they run the res's through keyword checkers to sort em out.
 
redguru said:
A graphic in a resume? Dude, most HR people throw gimmick resumes in the circular file.
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Unless you are in marketing or some artistic type job... web developer, graphic artist... photography... anything involving artistic 'FLARE'.


It's the only reason to have a splashy resume.

Otherwise it should be plain old plain old proffessional all the way.
 
redguru said:
A graphic in a resume? Dude, most HR people throw gimmick resumes in the circular file.
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depends what one does....

i don't gay up my resume with gimmicky graphics, but i do include my logo, and use Illustrator for my res because it allows me more control for sophisticated typography and layout
 
redguru said:
A graphic in a resume? Dude, most HR people throw gimmick resumes in the circular file.
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lol, please see my other thread about people's sad lack of creativity and insane fear towards resumes.

Dude, a) there are NO universal truths, I don't care what your college prof told you

b) I work in marketing. MARKETING.
 
KillahBee said:
lol, please see my other thread about people's sad lack of creativity and insane fear towards resumes.

Dude, a) there are NO universal truths, I don't care what your college prof told you

b) I work in marketing. MARKETING.
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The real world, join it, traveling salesman. Not much diff between you and the fuller brush guy.

Those of us that actually create products care more about the content of the resume, not how many buttons of flair you had on your Chotchkie's uniform.
 
redguru said:
The real world, join it, traveling salesman. Not much diff between you and the fuller brush guy.

Those of us that actually create products care more about the content of the resume, not how many buttons of flair you had on your Chotchkie's uniform.
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Bro, I "create" more than you could even dream up. Who said anything about ignoring content, you ignorant, insecure bastard? So you are of the belief that packaging means NOTHING?

Smart guy, I'd defintiely hire an insightful thinker such as yourself.

Stay in the JV league, junior, you don't want to get hurt
 
KillahBee said:
Bro, I "create" more than you could even dream up. Who said anything about ignoring content, you ignorant, insecure bastard? So you are of the belief that packaging means NOTHING?

Smart guy, I'd defintiely hire an insightful thinker such as yourself.

Stay in the JV league, junior, you don't want to get hurt
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Okay Mr. Overly Defensive.

Have issues much?
 
KillahBee said:
Bro, I "create" more than you could even dream up. Who said anything about ignoring content, you ignorant, insecure bastard? So you are of the belief that packaging means NOTHING?

Smart guy, I'd defintiely hire an insightful thinker such as yourself.

Stay in the JV league, junior, you don't want to get hurt
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Agreed, you create milions of shower babies daily, all of which die in the palm of your hand while you read the missing children ads on milk cartons.
 
redguru said:
Agreed, you create milions of shower babies daily, all of which die in the palm of your hand while you read the missing children ads on milk cartons.
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Wow, a "you masturbate" joke. Your creativity is amazing.

Thanks for playing, move along now. :qt:
 
engineering and marketing

both very different

but absolutely necessary to work together. Together.

TOGETHER PEOPLE!!!!

we make, you sell.

we all win!! yay!!!

objective: to get a job nigga son!!
 
swole said:
engineering and marketing

both very different

but absolutely necessary to work together. Together.

TOGETHER PEOPLE!!!!

we make, you sell.

we all win!! yay!!!

objective: to get a job nigga son!!
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symbiosis
 
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