I really need a girlfriend.

[patsfan1379]

I have banged a few in the last year or so but I have had zero actual interest.

I hunt, I kill, I get bored and leave.

I'm emotional today.

Help.

 

[Phenom78]

Dude

PM Swole with this shit


Who the fuck was running a sale on clomid?

 

[Y_lifter]

Patsfan is the new aap...

 

[patsfan1379]

jesus. i did come off a cycle a little while ago. thats why i need a bitch so i can make fun of all of you who dont have one.

 

[Gambino]

i've tagged and released a few over the last few years, but no steady gf untill a few weeks ago.
i suck at picking chics up, i don't communicate that well in person.
so i'm thankfull to have a good lady to hang with

 

[patsfan1379]

i've tagged and released a few over the last few years, but no steady gf untill a few weeks ago.
i suck at picking chics up, i don't communicate that will in person.
so i'm thankfull to have a good lady to hang with

and how did this interaction transpire.

I'm really interested in this chick who lives a couple doors down. She lives alone always stops by to visit. SERIOUS eye contact and flirting.


She has a BF in NY. I'm not sure she really likes him all that much though.

Fuck. Figures...

 

[heatherrae]

LOL...if you only want one to tell the ef'ers that you have one, just steal some hot chick's pictures off the internet and tell everyone that is your girl. That's what half of the ef males do.


J/K

 

[KillahBee]

and how did this interaction transpire.

I'm really interested in this chick who lives a couple doors down. She lives alone always stops by to visit. SERIOUS eye contact and flirting.


She has a BF in NY. I'm not sure she really likes him all that much though.

Fuck. Figures...

Do it, bro. If it's one thing I have learned, girls with BFs are the EASIEST pick-ups out there and are usually more fun than the single ones. She wants it, bor. Go right ahead and give it to her.

 

[Phenom78]

Do it, bro. If it's one thing I have learned, girls with BFs are the EASIEST pick-ups out there and are usually more fun than the single ones. She wants it, bor. Go right ahead and give it to her.

Yeah

So long as he just wants to tap it and run, other wise he has to deal with all the emo shit and listen to her sort out her feelings.

Fuck that.

 

[Gambino]

and how did this interaction transpire.

girl from my hometown was moving to my current locale...she needed some help with her move and she called me.
been all good since then

 

[KillahBee]

Yeah

So long as he just wants to tap it and run, other wise he has to deal with all the emo shit and listen to her sort out her feelings.

Fuck that.

In most cases, yes. But if you set the stage right in the beginning, you can have the best of both worlds. Not easy and takes some practice, but it's def doable.

 

[digimon7068]

Who's in your avatar???

 

[Tytan]

use myspace to seek out skanky women to build your resume, maybe one of them will peek your interest.

 

[patsfan1379]

Yeah

So long as he just wants to tap it and run, other wise he has to deal with all the emo shit and listen to her sort out her feelings.

Fuck that.

You know thats really not the case. Don't get me wrong. I'd like to bang her, BUT I'd rather get something a little more solid. I'm getting old.

 

[Phenom78]

You know thats really not the case. Don't get me wrong. I'd like to bang her, BUT I'd rather get something a little more solid. I'm getting old.

I hear KB, but get your own girl brohaim. In the end how much can you count on some skank balling another dude on the side?

You're a guy. The world is your playground. Once you get over worrying about who might say no (who gives a fuck) you'll get out there and the bitches will be throwing that shit at you.

It's yours for the asking.

 

[Lestat]

I hunt, I kill, I get bored and leave.

you and every other guy bro

 

[pdaddy]

Who's in your avatar???

....

 

[patsfan1379]

I hear KB, but get your own girl brohaim. In the end how much can you count on some skank balling another dude on the side?

You're a guy. The world is your playground. Once you get over worrying about who might say no (who gives a fuck) you'll get out there and the bitches will be throwing that shit at you.

It's yours for the asking.

i would never get in a situation where the girl cheats, i would steal her away though. men have been doing that since the beginning of time.

 

[patsfan1379]

Who's in your avatar???

a chick that IMd me from here about my bike and I coerced her into taking sexy shots form me. theres one in my gallery with her holding a note with my name on it.

i also got her to webcam me.

yes. I am that good.

 

[pdaddy]

She probably had the face of a trucker though

 

[patsfan1379]

her face was absolutely beautiful man

 

[swole]

eat my ass phenom

patsfanmaing, don't assume a girl will solve your emotional issues

(I don't take you as someone who needs a gf for that)

Wifey material rarely comes around...but when it does you'll know and she will positively influence your outlook on quite a few things. I gotta tell ya, having a chick who fits so nicely in your arms and chest at night is an amazing feeling. Top that with some intense, passionate sex, chemistry, fun, compatibility, shared interests...I would take this over casual sex anyday of the week.

 

[Frisky]

eat my ass phenom

patsfanmaing, don't assume a girl will solve your emotional issues

(I don't take you as someone who needs a gf for that)

Wifey material rarely comes around...but when it does you'll know and she will positively influence your outlook on quite a few things. I gotta tell ya, having a chick who fits so nicely in your arms and chest at night is an amazing feeling. Top that with some intense, passionate sex, chemistry, fun, compatibility, shared interests...I would take this over casual sex anyday of the week.

well gosh damn I agree with you.

don't fall into a meaningless relationship because you are lonely!!!!!!!!

and I second swole on the 'fits so nicely in your arms and chest at night... "
"intense, passionate sex and chemistry.... etc"

You need to find the RIGHT woman to do this for you, don't rush things.

 

[swole]

well gosh damn I agree with you.

don't fall into a meaningless relationship because you are lonely!!!!!!!!

and I second swole on the 'fits so nicely in your arms and chest at night... "
"intense, passionate sex and chemistry.... etc"

You need to find the RIGHT woman to do this for you, don't rush things.

don't ever agree with me again, it makes me look bad

 

[Frisky]

don't ever agree with me again, it makes me look bad

You still me though.... right?

 

[Frisky]

don't ever agree with me again, it makes me look bad

I bet i would fit perfectly

 

[swole]

sorry guys i apologize for waking up the beast that is frisky

 

[wootoom]

sorry guys i apologize for waking up the beast that is frisky

its ok

 

[digimon7068]

a chick that IMd me from here about my bike and I coerced her into taking sexy shots form me. theres one in my gallery with her holding a note with my name on it.

i also got her to webcam me.

yes. I am that good.

So. . .go get yourself a girlfriend already!

 

[chesty]

I have banged a few in the last year or so but I have had zero actual interest.

I hunt, I kill, I get bored and leave.

I'm emotional today.

Help.

You need a gf like a hole in the head...

 

[patsfan1379]

eat my ass phenom

patsfanmaing, don't assume a girl will solve your emotional issues

(I don't take you as someone who needs a gf for that)

Wifey material rarely comes around...but when it does you'll know and she will positively influence your outlook on quite a few things. I gotta tell ya, having a chick who fits so nicely in your arms and chest at night is an amazing feeling. Top that with some intense, passionate sex, chemistry, fun, compatibility, shared interests...I would take this over casual sex anyday of the week.

i got no emotional issues maing. i certainly dont need a girl to solve anything.

i'd just rather not be alone during stuff like weddings, funerals, holidays and shite. just a crappy week. went to a funeral of a young kid just engaged.

nothing more.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Patsfan is the new aap...

Yeh no kidding.
What a sopping wet vagina he is.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I've never been one for casual sex.

I always tried to be nice to women and loving & trying to form a relationship.

Then one day I realized all my "women" problems were my own fault, not theirs like I previous believed.

It'd take me a book to explain my mindset on approaching/treating women now, but one thing is certain my persona changed completely.

Now I have a great girl who worships the ground I walk on, still have all the freedom I want, and am master of my domain. Not to mention all the other bitches who show interest in me.

 

[patsfan1379]

I've never been one for casual sex.

I always tried to be nice to women and loving & trying to form a relationship.

Then one day I realized all my "women" problems were my own fault, not theirs like I previous believed.

It'd take me a book to explain my mindset on approaching/treating women now, but one thing is certain my persona changed completely.

Now I have a great girl who worships the ground I walk on, still have all the freedom I want, and am master of my domain. Not to mention all the other bitches who show interest in me.

i hear ya. i have the problem that every girl im interested in lately is taken.

fuck.

 

[alien amp pharm]

i hear ya. i have the problem that every girl im interested in lately is taken.

fuck.

That's because females are insecure & needy. Nearly all, especially hot ones who have been pampered and spoiled their entire life, always has to have someone and fear being alone.

The good thing is that many will cheat or breakup when something else/better comes along because deep down they aren't content with their current boyfriend....they just have to be with someone as mention before.

Personally I dispise chicks like that because they are the ones who are a pain in the ass sooner or later, but they can be had...easily.

I'd take the down to earth, appreciative girl who doesn't have the "Princess" mentality, even if that means sacrificing looks a little, if I were seeking a relationship. Looks will fade with any female anyways so why not be happy, stress free, and drama free as much as possible?

 

[patsfan1379]

That's because females are insecure & needy. Nearly all, especially hot ones who have been pampered and spoiled their entire life, always has to have someone and fear being alone.

The good thing is that many will cheat or breakup when something else/better comes along because deep down they aren't content with their current boyfriend....they just have to be with someone as mention before.

Personally I dispise chicks like that because they are the ones who are a pain in the ass sooner or later, but they can be had...easily.

I'd take the down to earth, appreciative girl who doesn't have the "Princess" mentality, even if that means sacrificing looks a little, if I were seeking a relationship. Looks will fade with any female anyways so why not be happy, stress free, and drama free as much as possible?

I agree man. Thing is that this chick is down to earth and appreciative. She gets me beer when I come over. I think shes with her BF out of complacency. Its a tight rope, I don't know whether to actively pursue her. I wouldnt instigate a "cheat" per se, but I would steal her away like the better man I am.