I pissed on

[Deterass]

my hand a little.

I hate that shit!

 

[jnevin]

So, ya wizzed on the electric fence?

 

[wootoom]

lmoa. that sucks. i hate when you dont shake enough either

 

[Lestat]

my hand a little.

I hate that shit!

Bomb Squad's gonna do some pissing around here soon

 

[jnevin]

No matter how hard you shake the last drop ends up in your pants.

 

[Smurfy]

i peed my pants before but its been a long long time

 

[wootoom]

what you never peed in your girlfriends panties before?

 

[Deterass]

lmoa. that sucks. i hate when you dont shake enough either

What is the standard on shakes?

 

[Lestat]

What is the standard on shakes?

2-3

 

[hotzie]

i like 6-7

 

[Smurfy]

lao @ shakes

 

[wnt2bBeast]

all this talk of pee

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[Devastation]

i give it around 8 or 9 shakes. might as well have a little before i have to put it away

 

[Mr. dB]

Bomb Squad's gonna do some pissing around here soon

They've been pissing and moaning all day.

 

[AAP]

They've been pissing and moaning all day.

Oohhhh.... ownage once more.

 

[jerseyart]

They've been pissing and moaning all day.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lmao@ this whole thread........ geigh

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

Anyone that only shakes 2-3x per piss is a dirty mofo. There's no way you're gonna shake all the residual piss out with 2-3 shakes. You're gonna dribble. You shake until no more pee comes out, then you shake some more just to make sure there's no stragglers. Generally anywhere from 5-8 shakes seems about right. I figured that out WAY back when. Like in 4th grade.

 

[The Shadow]

Bomb Squad's gonna do some pissing around here soon

...and moaning it seems

LOL


DAMMIT - LATE

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Anyone that only shakes 2-3x per piss is a dirty mofo. There's no way you're gonna shake all the residual piss out with 2-3 shakes. You're gonna dribble. You shake until no more pee comes out, then you shake some more just to make sure there's no stragglers. Generally anywhere from 5-8 shakes seems about right. I figured that out WAY back when. Like in 4th grade.

Why don't you guys just wipe afterwards... ?

 

[jackangel]

i give it around 8 or 9 shakes. might as well have a little before i have to put it away

lol at have a little

imo, it's not the # of shakes...if you actually count those, help seek please.

i just manipulate until no more droppage and drippage is evident, simple.

 

[Mr. dB]

lol at have a little

imo, it's not the # of shakes...if you actually count those, help seek please.

i just manipulate until no more droppage and drippage is evident, simple.

Milking is more effective than shaking.

 

[biteme]

I pissed on the floor at work. I was drunk off of Nyquil. Doesn't mix very well with my prescription klonopin. Double whammy. I thought I had it pointed straight at the urinal, but it went off to the side and made quite a puddly before I was able to get him back on target.

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

Back in highschool I woke up one night after having got drunk with a bunch of my buddies and decided I couldn't crawl out the window to piss(he lived with his grandparents and his friends were not allowed to use the inhouse bathroom after 11pm or so, so we had to climb out his window and piss in the backyard). So I saw his rubbermaid trash basket and decided to piss in it.

The next day my buddy starts raising hell because the trash bin was laying on it's side when I decided to piss in it. So as I pissed on it all the piss splashed off it onto his carpet, dresser and various clothes on the floor.

I didn't admit I did it because there was 4 of us there and it coulda been anyone.