I once tore my foreskin........

[Imnotdutch]

Was climbing a tree and slipped.........took ages to heal even with all that massaging I also skinned my shin at the same time.

Just felt like sharing.

 

[HS Lifter]

Was climbing a tree and slipped.........took ages to heal even with all that massaging I also skinned my shin at the same time.

Just felt like sharing.

Were you using it as a tail to hang off trees?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Don't you mean your labia?

 

[Robert Jan]

that would suck.

 

[SoreArms]

I once got it caught in the zipper, that hurt

 

[Imnotdutch]

Yeah it truly sucked. I had a half inch gash where you could see right through it. I had to wrap it up in tissue paper each day so that people woudlnt stare at the blood seeping out around genital height.

 

[Deterass]

Were you using it as a tail to hang off trees?

Oh god.....that was weak bro.

 

[sweed]

sorry to hear about your shin man, ouchy

 

[HS Lifter]

Oh god.....that was weak bro.

It was weak? It wasnt meant to be a flame.

Just fucking around.

 

[chewyxrage]

reminds me of the time i got half my nip scratched off during basketball practice....

damn kids never cut their fingernails. i grew mine out specifically to get him back



why didn't you get stitches????

 

[Gambino]

It was weak? It wasnt meant to be a flame.

Just fucking around.

I thought you were complimenting him on his unit...didn't know you're a fruit...

 

[biteme]

I once got it caught in the zipper, that hurt

Hurts like a mother. Ever had the inside of your penis hole stick to your underwear? You have to peel it off. Can you say OUCH!!!!

 

[spongebob]

Was climbing a tree and slipped.........took ages to heal even with all that massaging I also skinned my shin at the same time.

Just felt like sharing.

i had a genital wart burned off, talk about some fucking pain.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Stitches?? Why'd you think I didnt have stitches? Shit I was a gun shy 13 year old........aint no way I was going home saying "mom guess what I did". Besides my parents woulda just told me to suck it up and dont do it again.

Luckily I havent ever had warts of any kind........I never want genital ones!

 

[billfred]

there is worse things to tear than a bicep

 

[Captain FT]

Precisely why I had my foreskin cut off as a kid to avoid this shit. Fuck, the Germans had it right all along.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Its like a huntin dog getting her dew claws removed. Safety first!

 

[Mr. dB]

Precisely why I had my foreskin cut off as a kid to avoid this shit. Fuck, the Germans had it right all along.

Germans?

 

[Captain FT]

Germans?

Yeah weren't they exterminating everyone with foreskin?

 

[Mr. dB]

Yeah weren't they exterminating everyone with foreskin?

That would be suicide. The Germans don't circumcise.

They were exterminating Jews, Gypsies, Poles, and Homosexuals, among others. Of those, only the Jews practice circumcision.

It's a stupid tribal custom that might have made sense for desert dwellers with no running water, but the practice should have died out centuries ago.

 

[ceo]

I remember all those old poasters. Good bros.