I need to learn to dance salsa...like now!

[NJjuice22]

last night my friend was dancing with some chick at this really nice spanish restaurant/bar near my house.....it was fuckin ballin the way he was spinning her around and shit. her friend who was gorgeous stands right next to me and is like " so thats your friend?" ..she wanted to dance with me obviously...I had to be like "sweety, I would ask you to dance right now...but I dont know how to salser" ...lol..

 

[Stefka]

It is so fun! And pretty easy. Can you shake your hips?

 

[NJjuice22]

It is so fun! And pretty easy. Can you shake your hips?

yea i got the rythmn.... I was just never taught the steps...there are like 10 places within a mile of my house that offer salsa classes , I need to join up already.


that sad part is im half cuban..cubans have salsa is in our blood. when girls ask me if I can dance it...i say it with shame that I cant.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

yea i got the rythmn.... I was just never taught the steps...there are like 10 places within a mile of my house that offer salsa classes , I need to join up already.


that sad part is im half cuban..cubans have salsa is in our blood. when girls ask me if I can dance it...i say it with shame that I cant.

Take a few lessons if you have rythem you will pick it up fast. I love to latin dance haven't been in years so much fun. Your game that I am sure is already good will go up 10 fold once you show chicas you can dance.

 

[KillahBee]

You should have asked her to teach you. Us mens always want to be the ones to teach but there is an inherent sexiness in letting a woman teach you something. Then you share an experience together too

 

[NJjuice22]

Take a few lessons if you have rythem you will pick it up fast. I love to latin dance haven't been in years so much fun. Your game that I am sure is already good will go up 10 fold once you show chicas you can dance.

I got rythmn...but I suck at learning dance steps. I have the attention span of a 5 yr old. I would have to make a big effort to really focus.

 

[NJjuice22]

You should have asked her to teach you. Us mens always want to be the ones to teach but there is an inherent sexiness in letting a woman teach you something. Then you share an experience together too

i know. the place was small and intimate. And the few people dancing were like straight up pro's. I shouldnt give two shits but I would have felt stupid. i'm a big puss at times.

 

[Gambino]

i know. the place was small and intimate. And the few people dancing were like straight up pro's. I shouldnt give two shits but I would have felt stupid. i'm a big puss at times.

you should have bumped and grinded her ala techno SNL style
if this would have been healother, he would have blown a load upon girly asking him

 

[NJjuice22]

you should have bumped and grinded her ala techno SNL style
if this would have been healother, he would have blown a load upon girly asking him

lol..that dude makes the rest of us look like Rico Suave.

 

[KillahBee]

i know. the place was small and intimate. And the few people dancing were like straight up pro's. I shouldnt give two shits but I would have felt stupid. i'm a big puss at times.

I don't know if I would have had the balls to let her teach me, but the payoff would have been big, unless she was a cunt

 

[NJjuice22]

if you want to know the National Anthem where I live..this is it...its a good song I will admit it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycio5fkHsQE

 

[pintoca]

lol @ salsadenied gringos!

pwned

 

[NJjuice22]

lol @ salsadenied gringos!

pwned

I know the columbians can dance a mean salsa..how bout the Venezuelans?

 

[heatherrae]

It's all in the hips, NJ. It is the same basic steps with your feet. It's all in the execution that makes it look so good.

 

[pintoca]

I know the columbians can dance a mean salsa..how bout the Venezuelans?

we got skillz

though I have to admit, we have nothing to do with this new movement "Salsa Casino" that is making people crazy.

That you have to learn. Normal salsa, you just listen and off you go.

 

[heatherrae]

The meringue is even easier. Have someone teach you that first.

 

[pintoca]

wtf?

meringue, is what you put on cakes

MERENGUE

fuckitty fuck lack of spanish Batman

 

[heatherrae]

wtf?

meringue, is what you put on cakes

MERENGUE

fuckitty fuck lack of spanish Batman

sorry for the misspell in a foreign language. Now, chupa me y gracias.

 

[NJjuice22]

i was trashed when I posted this. My uncle was cooking some burgers and made me a couple whiskey sours. nasty .

 

[reno240]

I was in a latin bar learning how to salsa dance once. It took a little bit but then I started to pick it up. People around me were high fiving me and smilin' - all and all everyone was impressed with my progress. Then I realized - they weren't smiling - they were laughing - they were high fiving the poor retarded guy. That made me feel bad.

 

[NJjuice22]

lol...i dont want to be "that guy" .

 

[pintoca]

sorry for the misspell in a foreign language. Now, chupa me y gracias.

nonono, you can leave the chupame for the dream guy

lolz y gracias

 

[heatherrae]

nonono, you can leave the chupame for the dream guy

lolz y gracias

Tu eres el mejor asqueroso que yo conozco.

How's my spanish now?

 

[NJjuice22]

Yo no hablo mucho espanol pero yo quiero a singar