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Lao Tzu

Lao Tzu

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There was a book i read once by Nate McCall. In it he said that because many black men are either addicted to drugs or alcohol, screwed up from racism or underemployed that there is a shortage of black men who are white collar and mentally stable. Because of this, black women are desperate to find someone.

Hell, Nate McCall was talking about how women pursued the hell out of him and a friend told him dating was like 'being a kid in a candy store'. Keep in mind that Nate McCall has

1. 2 arrests for violent felonies. one for attempted murder, one for armed robbery
2. Was in a street gang as a youth
3. used to rape women when he was young
4. has a degree in journalism (which is one step above psychology)

Yet women still threw themselves at him becuase he had a journalism degree and a white collar job. How can it be that simple? I'm sick of this white, young american method where women are pursued by men until they bitch about all the attention and i stay home and masturbate.

Shit. Where can i get some of those pills that the author in 'black like me' took.
 
nordstrom said:
There was a book i read once by Nate McCall. In it he said that because many black men are either addicted to drugs or alcohol, screwed up from racism or underemployed that there is a shortage of black men who are white collar and mentally stable. Because of this, black women are desperate to find someone.

Hell, Nate McCall was talking about how women pursued the hell out of him and a friend told him dating was like 'being a kid in a candy store'. Keep in mind that Nate McCall has

1. 2 arrests for violent felonies. one for attempted murder, one for armed robbery
2. Was in a street gang as a youth
3. used to rape women when he was young
4. has a degree in journalism (which is one step above psychology)

Yet women still threw themselves at him becuase he had a journalism degree and a white collar job. How can it be that simple? I'm sick of this white, young american method where women are pursued by men until they bitch about all the attention and i stay home and masturbate.

Shit. Where can i get some of those pills that the author in 'black like me' took.
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What does that tell you about the average woman? Not worth a shit.
 
I have been curious about how black men are treated. I went so far as to look at how I could find out. Apparently walnut oil or something is used for the skin tone. Afro wigs are easy but I lack the other features with my liliputian penis et al.
 
There's a key point you seem to have missed.

Black women.
 
Maybe I'm missing the boat, but what does your desire to be black have to do with the above rap sheet of some black guy?
 
because a guy can be an attempted murderer, rapist and armed robber but if he gets a mildly prestigous college degree women throw themselves at him.
 
supernav said:
>they get women cause they have bigger shlongs

BINGO. And the reason asian men don't get any white women.

-= nav =-
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i think the asian thing is more because asian men are shorter. Plus they don't speak english. Plus they live far away in africa.
 
I don't mean to sound racist, but why is that far more white women go out with black men, than white men go out with black women?
 
biteme said:
I don't mean to sound racist, but why is that far more white women go out with black men, than white men go out with black women?
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Simple and to the point...

Because women are more geared than men towards going towards what is cool so they can feel like their pussy is top of the ladder. Women look for material to grab on to, while males usually provide the material for grabbing. Right now, black thuggers are cool, so says MTV and the general media.
 
Burning_Inside said:


Simple and to the point...

Because women are more geared than men towards going towards what is cool so they can feel like their pussy is top of the ladder. Women look for material to grab on to, while males usually provide the material for grabbing. Right now, black thuggers are cool, so says MTV and the general media.
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BINGO!!
 
Dude you don't want to be black. Especially if you do your cardio or like to run at night. You will be harder to see so the likely hood of you getting run over is much higher.
 
Higher still if you are carrying the driver's television set. Oooooh!

Kidding, people. Sheesh.
 
you wake up one night, and see your TV floating through the air, what do you say?

drop it nigger. lmao

but seriously, if your wanting to change colors because of fucking women, you might as well go ahead anf split your bag and de-nut yourself.

theres tis one racist black asshole over at getbig whos always posting up about how blacks are better atheletes, they have better body lines they get all our women etc etc. you know what i say?

you can keep your body, your flow, your coolness and the women, and ill take all the fucking money, and well both be happy.
 
LOL!

Every race has its stereotypical advantages and disadvantages. It all works out in the end.
 
What was the book in which the writing took a heavy dose of the tanning pills that increase the melanin in your skin.
He turned dark enough that he was mistaken for being black.

This was in the times of racial segregation, so he went to the South and experienced life as a black man. Getting beaten up, avoiding lynchings, and seeing what life was like.

Less funny than the movie Soul Man (is that possible?) and far more intense, it makes for a prett cool read.

He later died from skin cancer relatively soon after that, very likely from the increase in melanocytes and their propensity to lead to skin cancer.

I don't remember the name of the book - but I know that the guy that wrote it has a big bulbous(sp?) nose like that of an alcoholic and I think he might have been Jewish.
 
Always see the hottest blonds with a black dude. You know why, cause they have confidence. They'll hit on 10 chicks in a club and odds are 1 out of 10 will say yes. So keep on trying after getting dissed left and right. A chick will bound to say yes and go out with you.
 
nordstrom is right. i know two black women pretty well. One is a lawyer, 30...amazingly beautiful. Can't find anyone.

The other one is 27, models part time, remains single, not by choice.

Do it nordstrom. but once you go black, you never go back.
 
wow!

hi everyone

well i have to interject at this point, as im astounded at the blatant level of racism displayed on this thread and then applauded...

its appalling.

i am white, 33 male. i have a very good friend who is black, i have known him for years, and we have discussed many, many black/white issues openly and frankly.

he, like i did when i first met richard (the black mate), has a gorgeous white solicitor wife. shes a trophy bird no mistake.

now, i will tell you why black men get more beaver than you white guys.

black men are naturally much more predatory than white guys.

you watch. blacks guys are sex hungry. they have high testosterone levels, which have scientifically been proven to be higher than whites (and as he was my training partner for 3 years i saw his physique grow rapidly, and i can (reluctantly) confess that his schlong was(is i guess) big.

reason i know is cos mine is a fair old size ;) (whose isnt on the internet so forget the flames ;) and i teased him once that it was true that black guys schlongs are big.

anyway, im a right flipping tart myself, and i only know one guy worse than me... richard.

the guys into everything shemales, escorting, porn vids, modelling (has regular work), you name it, and he' f8888cking married! wife tolerates it totally, she knows he loves her and wont ever leave her and he will never change.


black guys, and its wrong to generalise but there is some truth in this, are generally just more predatory than us white guys.

also, many white girls sure are curios about the schlong story (im sure ;)
 
Re: wow!

FatStoner said:
hi everyone

well i have to interject at this point, as im astounded at the blatant level of racism displayed on this thread and then applauded...

its appalling.

i am white, 33 male. i have a very good friend who is black, i have known him for years, and we have discussed many, many black/white issues openly and frankly.

he, like i did when i first met richard (the black mate), has a gorgeous white solicitor wife. shes a trophy bird no mistake.

now, i will tell you why black men get more beaver than you white guys.

black men are naturally much more predatory than white guys.

you watch. blacks guys are sex hungry. they have high testosterone levels, which have scientifically been proven to be higher than whites (and as he was my training partner for 3 years i saw his physique grow rapidly, and i can (reluctantly) confess that his schlong was(is i guess) big.

reason i know is cos mine is a fair old size ;) (whose isnt on the internet so forget the flames ;) and i teased him once that it was true that black guys schlongs are big.

anyway, im a right flipping tart myself, and i only know one guy worse than me... richard.

the guys into everything shemales, escorting, porn vids, modelling (has regular work), you name it, and he' f8888cking married! wife tolerates it totally, she knows he loves her and wont ever leave her and he will never change.


black guys, and its wrong to generalise but there is some truth in this, are generally just more predatory than us white guys.

also, many white girls sure are curios about the schlong story (im sure ;)
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yeah.....and how about those Puerto Ricans?
 
HG Pennypacker said:


"hehe.....what a silly negro."
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lol

I liked when he was on the bus and when the only black guy got off all the white people broke out their party hats and confetti and someone started pouring champagne.
 
oh yeah, I think I'd be much cooler if I was black. I know, I know, you all find that hard to believe. But it's true. If I were black, I could always quote my favorite line from my favorite movie, Passenger 57. I could say, "Always bet on black" and mean it. Hell yeah.
 
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