I need some good pickup lines for

[Stan O'Zolol]

the grocery store. I don't go to bars much anymore and there aren't any interesting chicks at the gym, or at work. The only place I see good looking women anymore is at the grocery store. So, let's here your advice for picking up at a grocery store.

 

[KAYNE]

HOW ABOUT TRYING TO TALK TO THEM AND NOT TRYING ANY PICK UP LINES. GIRLS HATE PICK UP LINES. MOST OF THEM ANYWAY.


KAYNE

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

Any advice will do!

 

[Code]

"I came here for some candy. But you're the only sweet thing I've seen around here."

 

[daised]

when in doubt turn to animal house, "my cucumber is bigger than yours"

 

[HighIntensity]

KAYNES RIGHT

but if you want a good one say this....

stan: I want to thank you

Woman: For What?

stan: Makeing my day...

Women: O.K.

stan: No, no it's just your smile...well iv been kinda down these days and your smile really caught my eye...

thank you

still a little cheesy but it works...

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

KAYNES RIGHT

but if you want a good one say this....

stan: I want to thank you

Woman: For What?

stan: Makeing my day...

Women: O.K.

stan: No, no it's just your smile...well iv been kinda down these days and your smile really caught my eye...

thank you

still a little cheesy but it works...

Yes, I'd have to use that one in the dairy section.

 

[jeep310]

ask her for cooking tips......then ask for here to come help....

 

[basskiller]

This is all bull shit!
Do you really want to cut out all the shit leading up to scoring with a chick. Huh do ya!

Here goes, its simple!
walk up to them and ask...
Do you want to fuck or fight?

Now either one of two things are going to happen, She is going to slap your face or your going to bed with this women!
No buying drinks all night to only go home frustrated!
bass

 

[OMEGA]

the grocery store. I don't go to bars much anymore and there aren't any interesting chicks at the gym, or at work. The only place I see good looking women anymore is at the grocery store. So, let's here your advice for picking up at a grocery store.

go to the zuchinni section of the store and say outload.....'don't they have any that are bigger than these?"

 

[Stryc-9]

I am no ladies man....so I will suggest some things you should NOT say:

1. (in the produce aisle) "Hey, Nice melons!"
2. (at the seafood counter) "Close your legs - it smells nasty in here!!"
3. (at the check-out) "You're ass is a little large..." (Actually, don't say this one anywhere)

 

[kunta]

ram your cart in to the cart of the subject you want to for an icebreaker, or this one always works, hand her some condoms and ask her to buy them for you cause you feel embarrased buying them

 

[Stryc-9]

ram your penis into the groin of the subject you want to for an icebreaker, or this one always works, hand her your penis and ask her to stroke it for you cause you feel embarrased doing it yourself

Had to read that one more closely!! Heehee....

Ahh the direct approach!! I like it! I approve!!

 

[the nature boy]

HOW ABOUT TRYING TO TALK TO THEM AND NOT TRYING ANY PICK UP LINES. GIRLS HATE PICK UP LINES. MOST OF THEM ANYWAY.


KAYNE

I totally agree with mr capslock.

 

[rudedawg]

How do you like your eggs in the morning.....fertilized or??????

Works great in the dairy section.

God that is lame