I need sex

[SoKlueles]

and soon.

 

[bluepeter]

Following Biteme's example I see

 

[Gymgurl]

I can't make there that fast So.......

 

[RottenWillow]

Honey I'm getting more than I care for right now. I trully wish I could balance the load for you.

 

[MR Pink]

Buy a one way ticket to Amsterdam ... rent a car...drive to my home town.....find me and you will get plenty

 

[corythosaurus]

Colorado is nice this time of year!

 

[Dial_tone]

Break an appliance and call the maintenance man.

 

[plowboy]

call rectum rooter. they give free housecalls.

 

[dave smith]

Break an appliance and call the maintenance man.

Funny!

 

[newpump]

I'm in the wrong damn business.... washing machine repair here I come!