I need cycle help

[NEBO-chargeback]

Hey dudes its me again what I need is some cycle help you see I need to put on at least 50lbs. by may 28th my birthday I will be 45 and I need this because I want to shock everybody I know i'm 6 1 and weigh 145 now so i need a cycle that will help me put it on fast my doctors ran me through a whole battery of test and every thing comes back a ok so help me out please oh 1 other thing im on social security so moneys tight but I don't care anymore please help NEBO

 

[crsnavet]

WTF???
Buy some protein and creatine

 

[_Yossarian_]

50lbs in 4mos sounds pretty much impossible, and at the very least your body will not be able to adjust properly to a weight increse like that in such a short amount of time. Not a very healthy goal if you ask me.

At 145lb and over 6 feet it doesnt even sound like you have training or diet in order. But because it sounds like your going to do this regardless, Id suggest 4-500mg test a week for 10-12weeks, nice and cheap to fit your social security budget. Be happy if you gain 25lbs and are able to maintain it.

 

[Big Johnson]

I put on 40lbs in 1 month using decca/dbol/sust. It can be done. Eat like a horse and train like a power lifter before you turn to juice, though.

Would this be your first cycle?

 

[JayBro]

This guy is probably from that martial arts / BJJ board and he is probably here to see who is stupid enough to give any kind of cycle advice to someone that wants gear for all the wrong reasons and has never trained a day in his life....kinda like baiting Big Johnson into looking like a ......well you know the rest

 

[crsnavet]

I apologize if I am wrong, but I thought he may have been looking for a little different help rather than just advice.

 

[crsnavet]

My thoughts also Jay.

NEBO, If you want honest sincere advice, please formulate a post that we can understand what the hell you are asking us!

 

[MASKEDMAN]

Thats pretty funny!

 

[LIBeef]

Dude you don't even need to go to the gym at all, just get a bunch of synthol and shoot it in all your muscles! You think most people actually waste their precious time in the gym???? Load yourself up with oil bro, you will be the man!!!