I need a trendy avatar picture

[satanic goatslayer]

Greetings,

I feel as if I am out of the loop, so to speak, when it comes to having beautiful women in my avatar.

I am looking for a lady to help me out, preferably not hideous like hotbuffet - merci -, to make one for me.

What I will require from the successful applicant is a picture of them with their torso skinned from the navel to the areola with "Satanic Goatslayer" or "Gutter Waste" carved into the exposed muscle (or adipose) with a chisel - the chisel is mandatory, sorry. Scabs will not be adequate.

As a reward, I will ship you a bottle of absinthe and a six pack of Lucky.

Thank you for your time,

Satanic Goatslayer

 

[The Almighty]

Check your email. My girlfriend gave her life for the cause. She asked me what I was doing once I began skinning her, however when I explained what it was for she found her way into a new realm of relaxation. Enjoy it, son.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Bless you, son.

She didn't have to die, however. She could have remained a partially skinless martyr - a testament to the power of generosity.

 

[The Almighty]

She didn't have to die, however. She could have remained a partially skinless martyr - a testament to the power of generosity.

Well shit.

 

[smallmovesal]

how about this instead?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Don't patronize me.

 

[smallmovesal]

i love you

 

[satanic goatslayer]

And I love to get groggy and flog the homeless.

 

[starfish]

I'm scared

 

[big4life]

i love you

I think we have another match for velvett's dating game.

smalls and the goatslayer.

The question is, which one will live through it?

 

[Lao Tzu]

I had a hip ass avatar, but someone complained to a mod and i had to take it down. Feel free to use it yourself.


http://vatican.rotten.com/elron/cos01.html

 

[smallmovesal]

who is lisa mcpherson? she had nice eyebrows

 

[TheProject]

who is lisa mcpherson? she had nice eyebrows

I was just wondering the same thing...

 

[smallmovesal]

how about this?

 

[smallmovesal]

or this?

 

[big4life]

Thank you smalls.

I really didn't need to eat anything else anyway.

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[Paulos]

Is that EYEPEE's Great, Great uncle in that glass thing?

 

[Rotten]

who is lisa mcpherson? she had nice eyebrows

http://www.b-org.demon.nl/scn/deaths/room174.html

 

[polarpixie]

Greetings,

I feel as if I am out of the loop, so to speak, when it comes to having beautiful women in my avatar.

I am looking for a lady to help me out, preferably not hideous like hotbuffet - merci -, to make one for me.

What I will require from the successful applicant is a picture of them with their torso skinned from the navel to the areola with "Satanic Goatslayer" or "Gutter Waste" carved into the exposed muscle (or adipose) with a chisel - the chisel is mandatory, sorry. Scabs will not be adequate.

As a reward, I will ship you a bottle of absinthe and a six pack of Lucky.

Thank you for your time,

Satanic Goatslayer

Oooh ooooh!!!!!! I could use a bottle of absinthe and a six pack of Lucky...can't you just make it a carton tho? Damn...I'll work on it Goatslayer! Especially the chisel part because I don't have one of those....