I Need a New Quote

[musclemom]

Alright, I got a game:

Who's posted the wickedest zinger in the past week or two? The absolute snappiest comeback? Or just the bar none BEST quote. It has to be something that's funny as shit out of context (any forum), but I do want to be able to go see the post.

2500 K to the person who shows me the winning quote, and 2500 K to the original poster

Yes, you can nominate yourself if you want to but jeez, that's not the point

 

[Phenom78]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6206226&postcount=5

It also fits your name and the upcoming holiday

 

[Phenom78]

This made me laugh

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6203522&postcount=17

 

[eat big]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6204261&postcount=126

It's also in my signature. Lestat said he was informed his deadlift wasn't shit, she comes along and puts him to shame. Was amazing.

 

[Phenom78]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6199303&postcount=82

You should like that one

 

[eat big]

This made me laugh like a little school girl.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6206388&postcount=1

He was pwned by his hero.

 

[Phenom78]

This wasn't one of your favorites

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6198382&postcount=26

 

[musclemom]

This wasn't one of your favorites

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6198382&postcount=26

Well, dear, it's pretty clear that post would never count, there wasn't anything witty or clever about it (there never is) was there? It's not even a mediocre example of pwnage.

 

[Phenom78]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6198125&postcount=16

 

[Phenom78]

I almost forgot this one. This has to be post of the week. Sorry Lestat. You're a good bro

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6189846&postcount=18

 

[KillahBee]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=481770

Post 2.


GAME OVER

 

[StickFigure]

Alright, I got a game:

Who's posted the wickedest zinger in the past week or two? The absolute snappiest comeback? Or just the bar none BEST quote. It has to be something that's funny as shit out of context (any forum), but I do want to be able to go see the post.

2500 K to the person who shows me the winning quote, and 2500 K to the original poster

Yes, you can nominate yourself if you want to but jeez, that's not the point

How 'bout this one?

Suck My Dick!!

 

[musclemom]

How 'bout this one?

I'd sooner pick the phrase the sloganizer kicked out for you, dear.

C'mon, find me a sparkling example of word-smithery!!!

 

[StickFigure]

I'd sooner pick the phrase the sloganizer kicked out for you, dear.

C'mon, find me a sparkling example of word-smithery!!!

Well, polish my balls and make me a milkshake!!

 

[Phenom78]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6189846&postcount=18

 

[musclemom]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6189846&postcount=18

Well, dear, you're the only one who really seemed to take this thread to heart!

I'll let it go until this evening, gotta let any last minute entries in

 

[redguru]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=482190

Post #8, bar none, owning of the week.

 

[hamstershaver]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=482074

post 12 game, set, match

 

[musclemom]

I'd like to thank everyone who participated, I won't be using that quote this week, but maybe I'll hold another contest in a week or so ...

The awards are:

Phenom78 for bringing attention to a very pithy post by RedGuru, who also collected 2500.

Killahbee and Hamstershaver split 2nd place

Eatbig took 3rd.

Finally, Stickfigure receives honorable mention for originality for entering quotes that weren't even ON the site, much less real quotes

 

[Spartacus]

one that won't make me sweat

 

[Phenom78]

Thanks a lot Musclemom

 

[eat big]

Thank you!

 

[Spartacus]

thread of the month
and I'm only half through
needs a bigger pot
I'll sweeten it with 25000 K

 

[KillahBee]

I'd like to thank everyone who participated, I won't be using that quote this week, but maybe I'll hold another contest in a week or so ...

The awards are:

Phenom78 for bringing attention to a very pithy post by RedGuru, who also collected 2500.

Killahbee and Hamstershaver split 2nd place

Eatbig took 3rd.

Finally, Stickfigure receives honorable mention for originality for entering quotes that weren't even ON the site, much less real quotes

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t
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my post was creative, witty, the perfect length, and written very well.

hammy used the word gash.

fuck, this place is going to hell

 

[eat big]

 

[hamstershaver]

w
t
f

my post was creative, witty, the perfect length, and written very well.

hammy used the word gash.

fuck, this place is going to hell

i also used the words beef curtains

 

[Spartacus]

w
t
f

my post was creative, witty, the perfect length, and written very well.

hammy used the word gash.

fuck, this place is going to hell

you win

 

[musclemom]

thread of the month
and I'm only half through
needs a bigger pot
I'll sweeten it with 25000 K

I never thought of that dear, I think it could be fun as something recurring like Roll Call? Quote of the week, quote of the month? Whaddya think?

Oooooh, I got it, quote of the week, then every four weeks, quote of the month by popular vote -- voting between the four quotes could be a poll (if someone will teach me how to do a poll) -- and then end of the year, quote of the year!!!

 

[HiDnGoD]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6206662&postcount=25
This is the kicker.

Originally Posted by SublimeZM
its been chapped since last saturday when it burned super fucking bad

it started getting better and i had a rough masturbation session today and now it is tender and really red on the tip.

i used a new lotion i had stolen from my mom that im worried upset the natural equilibrium of my peeniss. do you think i have a yeast infection or chapped?

what can i do?

is this normal?

will it go away?

is this the symtpoms of an std? i heard u can catch those from toilet seats



undefinedFemales with a penis need alot more help then that...

 

[Spartacus]

I never thought of that dear, I think it could be fun as something recurring like Roll Call? Quote of the week, quote of the month? Whaddya think?

Oooooh, I got it, quote of the week, then every four weeks, quote of the month by popular vote -- voting between the four quotes could be a poll (if someone will teach me how to do a poll) -- and then end of the year, quote of the year!!!

surely more creative

 

[musclemom]

surely more creative

Nobody got enthusiastic over it

I bet if I awarded K for the best T &/or A picture of the week I'd see enthusiasm ...

 

[Spartacus]

Nobody got enthusiastic over it

I bet if I awarded K for the best T &/or A picture of the week I'd see enthusiasm ...

I kinda like you

 

[Smurfy]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=481770

Post 2.


GAME OVER

KB, while your post was good, it was too long for a sig quote IMO.

 

[Spartacus]

"sometimes everybody cries"

 

[Spartacus]

that's all you need to know

 

[Mr. dB]

Well, dear, it's pretty clear that post would never count, there wasn't anything witty or clever about it (there never is) was there? It's not even a mediocre example of pwnage.

Well, dim-wittedness is a form of wit, isn't it?

 

[Spartacus]

I can,I can