I need a good dating profile hook...

[Island Son]

My POF profile sucks.... I need ideas!
And I gotta learn photoshop too

Something witty and attention-getting. Whatcha got for me?

 

[heatherrae]

Try this one: "I have an 9 incher"

 

[Island Son]

diameter?

 

[javaguru]

My POF profile sucks.... I need ideas!
And I gotta learn photoshop too

Something witty and attention-getting. Whatcha got for me?

I'm rich......

 

[heatherrae]

diameter?

No, thickness. We are talking about wallets, hon.

 

[javaguru]

No, thickness. We are talking about wallets, hon.

Thank you.....

 

[heatherrae]

Thank you.....

 

[Dial_tone]

Just tell 'em you know Dial_tone and you're golden.

 

[heatherrae]

Just tell 'em you know Dial_tone and you're golden.

They will all run away holding a book over their butts.

 

[samoth]

Be honest and be yourself, that way you're not setting yourself up for failure.

Oh, wait... we're talking internet dating? Tell her you're rich, have a huge package, and drive a sports car. Exaggerate everything by at least 150%, even if it's blatently obvious that it's not true. Don't forget to mention your summer home in the Bahamas.

HTH

 

[heatherrae]

Be honest and be yourself, that way you're not setting yourself up for failure.

Oh, wait... we're talking internet dating? Tell her you're rich, have a huge package, and drive a sports car. Exaggerate everything by at least 150%, even if it's blatently obvious that it's not true. Don't forget to mention your summer home in the Bahamas.

HTH

Yeah, harleys are really important with the tramps, too. Tramps love a man with a harley.

 

[EnderJE]

And tell them that you're not picky. Tell them that they can be a real woman with you.

 

[samoth]

Yeah, harleys are really important with the tramps, too. Tramps love a man with a harley.

Do they? In that case, definitely include your Harley in addition to your four sports cars, two SUV's, Hummer, and insert-prestigious-import-car-here. Also remember that only bums make a mere six figures. It helps to be able to ramble about ibanking and other prestigious occupations.

 

[EnderJE]

Do they? In that case, definitely include your Harley in addition to your four sports cars, two SUV's, Hummer, and insert-prestigious-import-car-here. Also remember that only bums make a mere six figures. It helps to be able to ramble about ibanking and other prestigious occupations.

Don't forget about you having the only working copy of the Concord jet.

 

[Dial_tone]

Do they? In that case, definitely include your Harley in addition to your four sports cars, two SUV's, Hummer, and insert-prestigious-import-car-here. Also remember that only bums make a mere six figures. It helps to be able to ramble about ibanking and other prestigious occupations.

just mention you're on EF and they will assume all those things.

 

[Yarg!]

be like 'im black. you know what that means bitches.'

-islandson

and thats all you need.

 

[heatherrae]

Do they? In that case, definitely include your Harley in addition to your four sports cars, two SUV's, Hummer, and insert-prestigious-import-car-here. Also remember that only bums make a mere six figures. It helps to be able to ramble about ibanking and other prestigious occupations.

Ah, we are talking about dumb tramps here. They don't know about ibanking and ish. Just tell em you have a Harley and their panties will drop to reveal the little tramp stamp on their lower backs. You know the ones.

 

[sardonicone]

My POF profile sucks.... I need ideas!
And I gotta learn photoshop too

Something witty and attention-getting. Whatcha got for me?

Something like, "I'm not as cool as sardonicone, but I'm damn close..."

If that doesn't pull in the trim, nothing will.

 

[javaguru]

Be honest and be yourself, that way you're not setting yourself up for failure.

Oh, wait... we're talking internet dating? Tell her you're rich, have a huge package, and drive a sports car. Exaggerate everything by at least 150%, even if it's blatently obvious that it's not true. Don't forget to mention your summer home in the Bahamas.

HTH

Exactly, don't suggest common sense in the matrix....

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Just tell 'em you know Dial_tone and you're golden.

im confused

 

[sardonicone]

im confused

Sexually?

 

[myway]

Is it about paper airplanes? Because if it is I can give u all da help u eva gonna need.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Sexually?

absolutely

i dont know which girl to pick

 

[sardonicone]

Is it about paper airplanes? Because if it is I can give u all da help u eva gonna need.

I'm sorry, I was busy staring at your tits.

What did you just say?

 

[myway]

I'm sorry, I was busy staring at your tits.

What did you just say?

Don't look at those. That's not a big deal. Don't think of me as a woman when I'm a paper airplane makin' MACHINE. VROOOOOOM! I should have my own theme music.

 

[paradox]

Alls ya gotta say is "Lonely well hung CEO looking for his other half"

 

[sardonicone]

Don't look at those. That's not a big deal. Don't think of me as a woman when I'm a paper airplane makin' MACHINE. VROOOOOOM! I should have my own theme music.

It's all just make believe until you prove your skills to me.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Talk about how much $$$ you got and take pictures of really expense items like ferrari's, yachts, and such and post them and say they are yours. It'll come down to looks and $$$$. Talk about how you like to treat them like shit, because the bird brains love that shit.

 

[Frisky]

Be honest and be yourself, that way you're not setting yourself up for failure.

Oh, wait... we're talking internet dating? Tell her you're rich, have a huge package, and drive a sports car. Exaggerate everything by at least 150%, even if it's blatently obvious that it's not true. Don't forget to mention your summer home in the Bahamas.

HTH

tee hee

Ocean Front property in Arizona... If she buys it you are sure to convince her to do anal... really