Thanks for the sympathy guys! Some friends you are.
I'm serious. He was laying in bed next to me last night....and he whispered to me his butt itched. I told him to go put some cocoa butter on his bum. Well apparently he has thin skin and it soaked through and poisoned him. I rushed him to the ER, but they wouldn't treat him because he is only a doll. I was furious at the notion that he wasn't real...and told him he was a "special" doll and could talk , much like Pinnochio. They told me to prove it. DUH! I couldn't cause he was unconcious from his cocoa butter O.D. So long story short...he died there on the table. I told them to hit him with the paddles just one time to ease my mind. Well they did and he caught fire.....so I'm still unsure of the cause of death.
I think they wouldn't treat him because of my fucking HMO!