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beastboy

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"My buddy" died.

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Here's a few buddies you might like. Tell Mrs. Beastboy the double as vibrators.

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Thanks for the sympathy guys! Some friends you are.

I'm serious. He was laying in bed next to me last night....and he whispered to me his butt itched. I told him to go put some cocoa butter on his bum. Well apparently he has thin skin and it soaked through and poisoned him. I rushed him to the ER, but they wouldn't treat him because he is only a doll. I was furious at the notion that he wasn't real...and told him he was a "special" doll and could talk , much like Pinnochio. They told me to prove it. DUH! I couldn't cause he was unconcious from his cocoa butter O.D. So long story short...he died there on the table. I told them to hit him with the paddles just one time to ease my mind. Well they did and he caught fire.....so I'm still unsure of the cause of death.

I think they wouldn't treat him because of my fucking HMO!
 
TheProject said:


hey i saw a TV clip about the creator of those dolls


he's married and while he was sitting next to his wife, he mentioned how he 'beta tested' the dummies himself





:lmao:
 
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