I need a completely irrational fear

[Nathan]

I think maybe if I adopted a completely and totally irrational fear then I might be more preoccupied and feel like I'm doing more with my life than I actually am. That is why I've decided to fear buttons. The kind of buttons you press down on too, not the kind that allegedly keep your shirt from falling open. This way, my life will become a lot more dramatic and I'll get to say, "Don't press that!" like all the time. Obviously, elevators will be out since those fuckers pretty much all operate via buttons. I guess I won't be watching much television either. I clearly haven't thought this through at all.
Okay, so we're scrapping the whole button thing. I'm going to go with having a fear of not posting stupid, useless threads that I've already written when I finally realize how retarded they are. So enjoy.

 

[Backlash]

I have this irrational fear that I'll poke my eye out on a car antenna when I'm walking through a parking lot. You might want to try that one, though it won't occupy much of your time (unless you walk around in parking lots a lot).

 

[Nathan]

I have this irrational fear that I'll poke my eye out on a car antenna when I'm walking through a parking lot. You might want to try that one, though it won't occupy much of your time (unless you walk around in parking lots a lot).

I do tend to spend a lot of time in parking lots. That's where all the sex offenders go and I have this strange fascination with perverts. I just kind of follow them around and hope that they'll notice me and that all my diligent work will pay off and I'll get lucky. It's not really a bad experience at all. It tickles more than anything else.

 

[ajtomasi]

Fear my mokey's bald bleeding ass!

The hole in your life you wish to filled could only be ocuppied by a fear far greater than what any button could give you.

Imagine a monkey's ass, shaved and bleeding. Yes? can you see it in your mind?

 

[Ffactor]

Look around you, any one of those people could be me waiting to sodomize you with a bunsen burner!

 

[javaguru]

How about a phobia of carpet, I think that would fulfill your requirements.

 

[biteme]

I fear that when I'm chewing gum, that I will accidently bite my togue off with my fangs. I also have a fear of fear.

 

[XBiker]

Okay, so we're scrapping the whole button thing. I'm going to go with having a fear of not posting stupid, useless threads that I've already written when I finally realize how retarded they are. So enjoy.

You're a day late and a dollar short on that one Nancy.

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: I need a completely irrational fear

You're a day late and a dollar short on that one Nancy.

Stop being mean to me.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

How about a fear of small children? You could scream and yell every time you see one, then curl up in a fetal position yelling, "For the love of god! Keep it away from me! Can't you see, it wants to eat my brain!" or some such nonsense.

 

[XBiker]

Re: Re: Re: I need a completely irrational fear

Stop being mean to me.

Check out the fourth picture... LOL

This is what came up at google.com for images when I searched on "nathan"

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Here...pick a phobia, any phobia

www.phobialist.com/

 

[NoDaddyNo]

fear of God

 

[Umberhulk]

"How about a fear of small children? You could scream and yell every time you see one, then curl up in a fetal position yelling, "For the love of god! Keep it away from me! Can't you see, it wants to eat my brain!" or some such nonsense."

That is called being a parent !

 

[The Ranger]

I have a fear of toilet paper breaking and my fingers going through...I use socks instead...<snicker>

Ranger

 

[Ffactor]

I have a fear of toilet paper breaking and my fingers going through...I use socks instead...<snicker>

Ranger

Use Tuck's hemorrhoidal wipes my man, they'll never break!

 

[The Ranger]

Naw...I just turn the socks inside out and use'um twice......heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Nathan]

Naw...I just turn the socks inside out and use'um twice......heh heh heh

Ranger

Yikes.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Use Tuck's hemorrhoidal wipes my man, they'll never break!

Nothing to do with me by the way.