i met the goatslayer

[M.O.D]

i met the goat for a beer last night,,,,i excused myself to go to the restroom and came back and finished my beer....i cant disclose any info about him but i'm not feeling very well today....do you think he spiked my beer with something and if so any ideas with what?

 

[WODIN]

Urin, bats' blood, some goat shit...the usual..

 

[KAYNE]

HEMLOCK!!! ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW.

KAYNE

 

[Mr.Bo Janlges]

perhaps anthrax?
its everywhere these days

 

[M.O.D]

i dont think he will mind me posting this bit of info...he does have a melted face and wears it proudly...he is about 6 foot and had 3 hot babes at his becken call....they seemed to be under some kind of mind control but i cant prove it......he wore a double breast gucci pin stripped suit and smoke a cuban cohiba robusto

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

lol

 

[M.O.D]

it was a real strange meeting..after i finished my beer and told him i wasnt feeling well...so he offered to give me a ride home...one of his girls was his driver....his car is a black bentley azure (tags for about 350k)...i had to sit up front with the driver and i kind of felt worried with him sitting behind me....all i could think of the scence in the godfather when they chocked that guy to death with a wire....i think im going to the doctors today cuz now my skin is starting to peel

 

[Xalthus]

I know why u feeling sick.. The shit you drank made you one of his hypnotic bitches too! but u just dont know it..

 

[spentagn]

You didn't give him those viromones, did you?

 

[M.O.D]

here is the perfect example of what happens when people see him...you remember the movie the last days with arnold when the guy goes into the bathroom and satin enters his body...when he comes out all the women are in lust for him.....the exact same thing happen with the goat...to me he is one scary looking fucker but when he walks through the room at this bar everyone girl in there seemed to be in lust for him.....is it possible i met lucifier

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

i met the goat for a beer last night,,,,i excused myself to go to the restroom and came back and finished my beer....i cant disclose any info about him but i'm not feeling very well today....do you think he spiked my beer with something and if so any ideas with what?

I was going to say your, "still alive" You must be on your way out. I would enjoy your last few hours before the poison sets in! At the very least hide your body before he cuts you up into little pieces for dinner!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Women love me. I simply cannot help it.

One time I walked around with a dead dog strapped to my back and some woman propositioned me. I thought the dead carcass alone would do the trick, guess not.

M.O.D. does fairly well for himself too, I might add. He was pulling these two women, Sally and Gertrude, methinks were their names. 50ish, combined weight of 700 kilos, quite the score I might add.

My cigar was laced with PCP and M.O.D took a hit and started convulsing, so the two cows had to sit near him to console him.

Then, M.O.D slipped some cipro into my drink, and tried to hack into my "members only" section in my car.

Bastard.

 

[nycdefender]

Women love me. I simply cannot help it.

One time I walked around with a dead dog strapped to my back and some woman propositioned me. I thought the dead carcass alone would do the trick, guess not.

M.O.D. does fairly well for himself too, I might add. He was pulling these two women, Sally and Gertrude, methinks were their names. 50ish, combined weight of 700 kilos, quite the score I might add.

My cigar was laced with PCP and M.O.D took a hit and started convulsing, so the two cows had to sit near him to console him.

Then, M.O.D slipped some cipro into my drink, and tried to hack into my "members only" section in my car.

Bastard.

LMAO!