I met a Major Nelson this evening

[redguru]

He had a hawt chick wearing silk with him.

Wouldn't mind her bobbing her head my way.

 

[PICK3]

I'd bone Jeannie

 

[redguru]

I'd bone Jeannie

She's 73.

 

[PICK3]

She's 73.

I have lube

 

[redguru]

I have lube

Any wrinkle in a storm?

 

[redguru]

 

[PICK3]

I played an "I Dream of Jeannie" slot machine and evertime you put money it in Barbara's voice would say, "Yes, Master"

 

[Longhorn85]

I don't think Tony was hitting that the way he should have been.