I´m fucking drunk and i´ve brought a dutch slut home... please entertain me...

[The Varnsen]

Well i met her at the Beer Festival here in Lisbon and she´s fucking sleeping in my parent´s bed, what should i do? My parents are away and i´m trying really hard to make this the best vweek of my life...
Yes i sound like an idiot...

 

[Latimer]

Taker her by the hand and do it in the butt.

 

[The Varnsen]

Maybe i´ll do that...

 

[The Varnsen]

I drunkm alot of beer there but i was hoping to find some whisky at home... Fuck my old man drunk it all!!!

 

[smallmovesal]

nice sensual massage leading up to the sex would be nice.. but if you're both drunk maybe just cut to the chase... lol

 

[The Varnsen]

Any takers? Ahahahah!!!

 

[The Varnsen]

Yea we´re both drunk... But she has fallen asleep...

 

[danielson]

its like that scene in animal house (sp) with that dude who has a girl faint on him when he realises his bird fainted and hes got an and a on his shoulder and the devils like 'fuck her...fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her' and he just looks at the devil and the angel shuts up

time to whip out the smelling salts

 

[smallmovesal]

i don't know if it's a good idea to try to wake up a drunk person... or if it's possible. hell, i guess give it a try anyway.

 

[Phemomena]

i don't know if it's a good idea to try to wake up a drunk person... or if it's possible. hell, i guess give it a try anyway.

just have a bucket ready, you have no idea if this gals a puker

 

[Jimsbbc]

that must be a tempting situation, like in Animal House where the girl passes out and the devil appears on his shoulder - Fucker, fuck her brains out, suck her tits, squeeze her buns......YOU KNOW SHE WANTS IT!!!

 

[smallmovesal]

or you can kick her out, isn't that what you did?

 

[manny78]

na bang her in the ass.. you wont get any complaints especially if she's drunk lol

 

[danielson]

yes....wake her up and enquire as to whether she is up for it. if not show her the door

lol, thats actally quite harsh. if u keep her sweet u might get some later

 

[smallmovesal]

agreed danielson

 

[smallmovesal]

you're a twit

 

[danielson]

...though the look on her face....

chick: "whats that water....sooo warm...so smelly.....HEY...ARE YOU URINATING ON ME!!"

dude: "yes"

chick: "uh....can u stop"

dude: "well its kinda hard to"


no on second thoughts, your a twit

 

[Bikini Mod]

Pretty sad when you feel the need to fuck a chick who is so drunk that she has lost consciousness.

 

[Jimsbbc]

BM,


I don't think he would do anything like that, he just wants to know how to get her outta there

 

[The Varnsen]

I don´t feel the need to... In fact i don´t understand what she´s fucking saying, she was speaking in english with me just awhile back but now it seems she has turned to her mother language... Possibly dutch but i don´t know if she´s really dutch... And she´s only half awaken...
This was a stupid idea i´ll grab her and let her sleep on the floor atleast if she pukes it will be easier to clean... I won´t be awaken until 12am so if she wants to go somewhere before fuck her!!!
She´s quite hot though...

 

[Bikini Mod]

If that is the case, then I apologize. Let me just shut the fuck up.

If she is THAT drunk, there really isn't too much to do except let her sleep a bit, then wake her and push her out the front door.....not very nice. But then again, what the hell was she doing getting so drunk in the first place? Not saying that her stupidity means that she DESERVES it if bodily harm were to befall her (NO ONE DESERVES THAT)....but for God's sake! How could a chick be THAT FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE?!?!

Good luck and I hope that you don't mind cleaning puke.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

then just throw her in the bathroom over a garbage can. you dont want her puking on your floor and shit. if you happen to pee on her by accident no big deal.

That is wrong wrong wrong!! Don't tell him stuff like that, he will do it.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

im hoping he is drunk enough to do it. my friend once called me on the phone and he was all drunk and was saying he had a knife and wanted to kill someone. i told him to pee on the guy instead. he did it and instead of having a murder we have a good story.

Ooookay... *moves slowly away from BC*

 

[Jimsbbc]

Hahahaha!!!

 

[Fonz]

LMFAO!!!!!

Varney, you crack me up.....LOL

I also just got back from a Club. Its 3:30 AM here....

Just let her sleep it off.

I swear the dutch have no inhibitions whatsoever.

Godspeed

 

[Laserdude]

Well maybe you will get some later, as she may have had the intention to do the deed with you by coming there in the first place. Be patient and hope she is not going to puke. If she is hung over, don't try to get any as you will be most likely in the same condition.

WEAR A CONDOM, for your own good!

 

[Warik]

How could a chick be THAT FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE?!?!

Cause she's a chick! What do you expect? I hope you do a better job with your girls. It's truly sad to see people with such little self respect and responsibility. In almost every situation when I found a girl appealing, she immediately did something stupid to completely repel me (i.e. stuff a cigarette in her mouth, talk about how "fucked up" she got last night, etc)

Humans are a disgrace... to what? I don't know.

-Warik

 

[The Varnsen]

Ehehehe... I think this is was my first personal post here in elite... Only drunk i could post this...
I´ve awaken as i have to go to my spanish classes...I´ve got to leave in 30 mins and she´s still there... Never happened to me before... I slept with her (not that way!) in case she would need something over the night... She didn´t puke... She´s unconscious and will sleep alot more luckily...
She´s a student here in Lisbon as i saw her documents, and she is dutch, from Rotterdam...
Now i´m leaving and i´ll be back in 4 hours, i think i´ll lock the door of the bedroom, write her a letter to let her know the situation and leave there a bottle of water...

 

[PSYCHOPATHIC]

Keep us posted buddy!!!


Killer

 

[strengthmonster]

Put an blanket over her and make her a breakfast. She will probably be greatful that you were such a gentleman and want to see you again. Then you can fuck her brains out with her consent and without her puking or filing date rape charges.

Alternatively if you want a laugh and she's really out of it.
Strip her and put her in bed, smoke two cigs and put them out in an ashtray by the bed. Rip open some condoms and throw about 12 empty packets on the floor. When she awakens she will think you are a stallion and come back for more.

 

[The Varnsen]

Strenghtmonster you´re da man ehehe...
I´ve arrived home... its 1pm ans she´s still sleeping, i´m considering strenghtmonster´s 1st option...

 

[WODIN]

Get her some hang over food.

Eggs and toast and get some asprin, water and juice too.

 

[strengthmonster]

Get her some hang over food.

Eggs and toast and get some asprin, water and juice too.

I agree. Better to give her fresh eggs than fertilized eggs, hehe!

 

[madbomber31]

you are going to be one pissed of bro when she leaves and thats the end of it... i say you steal all her money and use it for gear.

 

[Adaptek]

The Varnsen:

did you fuck her yet?

 

[_Outlaw]

She gonna probally be to embaresed to ever see you agian!!!Your Fucked no matter what.

 

[The Varnsen]

She didn´t even eat... I took her home just awhile back... She was quite embarassed... Gave me her number though... ehehe...