I love being on vacation

[Smurfy]

11:00 am i'm sitting here eating the lemon chicken i just made. then to the gym. tonight we are having a sleepover. 6 kids and yours truly. this rocks.

 

[from zero]

You gonna molest them and stuff?

 

[Smurfy]

you are a sick man.

 

[from zero]

WTF

I don't want you to. Damn.



You should teach them to deadlift. Weak little fucks.

 

[Smurfy]

Stop hitting on me.

And we will be having a pushup contest. I think I have a chance at winning. These kids aint got nothin on me.

 

[TheProject]

You gonna molest them and stuff?

You are SO gonna get banned.

 

[Lestat]

11:00 am i'm sitting here eating the lemon chicken i just made. then to the gym. tonight we are having a sleepover. 6 kids and yours truly. this rocks.

pleasuring yourself much?

 

[Smurfy]

i was actually thinking about busting out some porn...

oops, I mean right now before any kids get here.

 

[Becoming]

what is with the 2 hearts in your sig- wasn't it three yesterday?

 

[Smurfy]

yes. you are correct. 2 more days broly. 2 more days.

 

[Lestat]

i was actually thinking about busting out some porn...

oops, I mean right now before any kids get here.

awesome! what type of porn do you like best? I like amateurish stuff myself.

 

[Smurfy]

I only have one its on VHS. Its called World's Largest Cocks. But i dont think these are really the world's largest.

 

[Becoming]

I only have one its on VHS. Its called World's Largest Cocks. But i dont think these are really the world's largest.

Now if only it was "WLCs and you buddies hot mom" it would be perfect!

 

[Lestat]

I only have one its on VHS. Its called World's Largest Cocks. But i dont think these are really the world's largest.

bigger then me?

 

[Lumberg]

I thought you were gonna wait until after they fell asleep?

 

[powerslave]

I thought you were gonna wait until after they fell asleep?

DOH!!! Busted!!!

 

[Smurfy]

bigger then me?

omg hahahah!!

um, no comment.

 

[velvett]

bigger then me?

HAHAHHAHAHA

 

[Longhorn85]

11:00 am i'm sitting here eating the lemon chicken i just made. then to the gym. tonight we are having a sleepover. 6 kids and yours truly. this rocks.

Make sure you enjoy every minute. I got back from Florida last week and now I'm going through withdrawal.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I too am off for a week, it rocks; went out boozing last night and am getting some ass tonight (the middle aged one {32}).

 

[velvett]

I too am off for a week, it rocks; went out boozing last night and am getting some ass tonight (the middle aged one {32}).

Middle age.
LOL

 

[Smurfy]

Middle age.
LOL

fuckin A. I hate when he says that.

 

[from zero]

F that "middle age" crap.

Y'alls bitches is old.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Middle age.
LOL

so is that you in the avatar?

 

[Lumberg]

velvett and Smurfy, what am I not getting here?

 

[Smurfy]

velvett and Smurfy, what am I not getting here?

Tuc referring to a 32 y.o. woman as "middle-aged".

 

[Lumberg]

No I was talking about Lestat's remark.

 

[Smurfy]

No I was talking about Lestat's remark.

Oh LOL He was referring to the size of his manhood.

 

[Lestat]

Oh LOL He was referring to the size of his manhood.

and how it compares to the "World's largest cocks..."

 

[Lestat]

velvett and Smurfy, what am I not getting here?

you can figure it out.