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Gambino
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...in a town with a summer pop. of 500. Ultra convienent for drinking, also got some good food...the convience has gotten me drunk a bit as of late...
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Ulcasterdropout
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must be nice to walk home instead of drive funked
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Gambino
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a beatiful think indeed
awittyusername
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Yes, I have lived a block away from a cool bar this last month. I have gone out 3 times. I usually don't go out that much. But, the average patron is 34 - 44 div female. So, 2 of the 3 times I was attacked by a div woman who are both trying to make up for lost time bc they got married. (before they hit the wall) Sat. night is an 80's band. (it wil be like shooting MILFS in a barrel)
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Gambino
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jerkbox said:
because that is me, I am fonz, bow before your genetic superior
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Gambino
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BileStew said:
no bullshit bor, Waters Michigan. Pop proly drops signicantly in winter. Not related to one person here, neither are most people since they are Detroit vacationers...
Raptorex
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Gambino said:
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN WHEN...
* The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine.
* The local phone book has only one yellow page.
* Third Street is on the edge of town.
* You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.
* You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.
* No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.
* You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.
* Everyone knows all the news before it's published; they just read the hometown paper to see whether the publisher got it right.
* The city limits signs are both on the same post!
* The City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.
* The McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.
* The 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2.
* The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions.
* The phone book has only one page.
* There's nothing doing every minute.
* The ZIP code is a fraction.
* Second Street is in the next town over.
* There's no place to go that you shouldn't.
* A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
* The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.
* The New Year's baby was born in October.
chewyxrage
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I live about 200 yards away from a bar called "The Barn"
they have hold 'em tournaments every weekend, did I mention the bar opens at 7 AM? thats for all the alcoholics.
about 100 yards beyond that is another bar called "starbusters" right next to the 2 biggest liquor stores in town.
btw I live in the ghetto
they have hold 'em tournaments every weekend, did I mention the bar opens at 7 AM? thats for all the alcoholics.
about 100 yards beyond that is another bar called "starbusters" right next to the 2 biggest liquor stores in town.
btw I live in the ghetto
I do too. There's one kitty corner from our house across the alley. It's nice because when my honey is being a pain and I want to be by myself I suggest that he walks over there and plays 18 holes of Golden Tee. That's something he loves to do and he's always in a better mood afterwards. Plus it's nice to have the house to myself.
Bars and pubs everywhere here.
Couple weeks ago there was a Wine Festival.
$4 at the door
$1 for an empty wine bottle
All you could drink..all night long.
Lasted 12 days.
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Couple weeks ago there was a Wine Festival.
$4 at the door
$1 for an empty wine bottle
All you could drink..all night long.
Lasted 12 days.
B True
b fold the truth said:Bars and pubs everywhere here.
Couple weeks ago there was a Wine Festival.
$4 at the door
$1 for an empty wine bottle
All you could drink..all night long.
Lasted 12 days.
B True
Damn, 12 days. I went to Mardi Gras for 6 and after 4 had alcohol poisoning.
If I drank for 12 days straight, I'd need restraining ropes so I wouldn't float away.
