Because plat membership is on a steady decline, George had to implement a somewhat risque strategy to rekindle plat membership interest. He figures by contracting Plat Goonies to deploy an onslaught of bombs that non plats will become frustrated enough by the constant blackouts and/or diffuser purchases from the k store that they'll simply say "Fuck it" and go plat again. Kinda like how kids (admin) keep screaming for ice cream (plat memberships) til the parents (non plats) finally say "Fuck it" and get em some. This operation is a bit more covert though.
But through it all though you gotta admit, ice cream is pretty fuckin good.
But through it all though you gotta admit, ice cream is pretty fuckin good.

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