i knocked back a chick because i couldn't be bothered

[vinylgroover]

went clubbing on saturday night and met a pretty cool chick who i chatted with and danced for a few hours. she was really suggestive all night asking me leading questions that i kept evading. she basically wanted me to take her home and fuck her.

but it was around 5 in the morning and i thought to myself, 'could i really be bothered taking this chick home, fucking her for a few hours and then having to put up with small talk, get no sleep and feel shit for the rest of sunday' the answer was no so i i politely said to her i was tired and was going to go home. so i thanked her for her company and went to kiss her on the cheek good night, and she moved away. I said is there a problem and she said 'aren't i good enough for you'........so i just said 'look, it was cool hanging with you, but i am tired and would like to go home. she got all shitty and left in a huff.

It's funny how women all think that if a guy approaches them or talks to them, they instantly think the guy wants to bone them and so they get the shits with guys because we supposedly only think with our dicks..........but when it's reversed, they get the shits because they don't feel wanted.

chicks want to have their cake and eat it too, but fuck it..........it's nice to put them in their place every now and then

 

[fogg88]

You could have taken her back to your single buddy's place (call him first), and pretended that it's yours. Then, tell her you want to play blindfold-sex, and then you can leave while your buddy gets some action. I'm glad you're not my friend.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Gets worse than that.

Now she will likely tell people that you are gay.

Women think that way. They don't realize that sex is a lot more work for a guy than for a women who....basically....lies there. We need to have some real energy to feel like boning.

 

[vinylgroover]

You could have taken her back to your single buddy's place (call him first), and pretended that it's yours. Then, tell her you want to play blindfold-sex, and then you can leave while your buddy gets some action. I'm glad you're not my friend.

that's an angle i didn't think of...........hmmmm, i was selfish indeed

 

[Longhorn85]

You now own her.

 

[EnderJE]

Typically, men are sluts. Hence, you must be gay.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

eh shes all yours next time you see her

 

[bullett]

geigh...

 

[pintoca]

went clubbing on saturday night and met a pretty cool chick who i chatted with and danced for a few hours. she was really suggestive all night asking me leading questions that i kept evading. she basically wanted me to take her home and fuck her.

but it was around 5 in the morning and i thought to myself, 'could i really be bothered taking this chick home, fucking her for a few hours and then having to put up with small talk, get no sleep and feel shit for the rest of sunday' the answer was no so i i politely said to her i was tired and was going to go home. so i thanked her for her company and went to kiss her on the cheek good night, and she moved away. I said is there a problem and she said 'aren't i good enough for you'........so i just said 'look, it was cool hanging with you, but i am tired and would like to go home. she got all shitty and left in a huff.

It's funny how women all think that if a guy approaches them or talks to them, they instantly think the guy wants to bone them and so they get the shits with guys because we supposedly only think with our dicks..........but when it's reversed, they get the shits because they don't feel wanted.

chicks want to have their cawk and eat it too, but fuck it..........it's nice to put them in their place every now and then

that is the key point right there

 

[alien amp pharm]

I've turned down sex before too.

Some guys don't understand why.

I have standards and am not into whoring and catching a STD or get the girl pregno.
Plus one nighters aren't my thing.

 

[Raptorex]

I've turned down sex before too.

Some guys don't understand why.

I have standards and am not into whoring and catching a STD or get the girl pregno.
Plus one nighters aren't my thing.

Mr. Hand must of been pissed!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Mr. Hand must of been pissed!

Mr Hand wants me to introduce you to his cousin...Mr Backhand.

 

[Raptorex]

Mr Hand wants me to introduce you to his cousin...Mr Backhand.

I prefer Mary Palmer and her 5 little sisters.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Mr Hand wants me to introduce you to his cousin...Mr Backhand.

LOL

 

[Whiskey]

hehehe I've done that before, but I knew i was too drunk to perform and didn't want to get slapped with the whole limp thing. ;-0 She should have knew better than to ask me. If i'm having a hard time walking straight, what makes a girl think i can perform that well? .................. I should have tried anyway

Whiskey

 

[bb079]

if i am talking to her a girl in a club, that means im trying to fuck her.