I knew working out would pay off!

[TheProject]

Check out this e-mail I just got!

Dear XXXXX:

You have been preselected to join our exclusive companionship service. I would like to remind you that this service is free and you can make up to $1000 a week extra cash due to the busiest time of the year for our services. Our clientele includes attractive, upscale, traveling or business women who are in the country for a couple of days, single ladies or bored housewives who just want to spice up their lives.

To become a 'High Earning Professional Male Companion' please obtain your username and password at my website: See Madelyn.

Shit, who wants to be a campus model when you can do this?

 

[HappyScrappy]

TTiN

 

[Hannibal]

Well what do you expect when your name is XXXXX...that's 2 times better then Vin Diesel. Guess your parents knew what they were doing.

 

[HappyScrappy]

2 * 3 != 5

 

[TheProject]

2 * 3 != 5

Hey, a math joke!

 

[Hannibal]

What's so funny?

 

[HappyScrappy]

two times three does not equal five

 

[HappyScrappy]

*this is the part where we make fun of his parents for being bad at math*

 

[Hannibal]

two times three does not equal five

Can't we just agree on ham, and disagree on multiplication?

 

[Citruscide]

What's so funny?

Just smile and laugh Baby Hewey.

C-ditty

 

[Hannibal]

I'm one tattoo, and a few sit ups away from getting a letter just like this.

 

[Ffactor]

I got the same e-mail, to get the username and password you have to pay $19.95. Just how gullible are you?

 

[TheProject]

I got the same e-mail, to get the username and password you have to pay $19.95. Just how gullible are you?

Oh, I'm gullible. That's the first thing all my friends say, that guy's gullible.

Hey wait, what's gullible mean? Is it in the dictionary?

 

[Nathan]

Oh, I'm gullible. That's the first thing all my friends say, that guy's gullible.

Hey wait, what's gullible mean? Is it in the dictionary?

Gullible = prissy as all hell.

 

[big4life]

Now all you need is a shirt like this.

 

[Ffactor]

Gullible = prissy as all hell.

Roger that!

 

[rnch]

Now all you need is a shirt like this.

didn't frackal order one of these shirts last week?

 

[PinK233]

That pic makes me think of AnalAssplorer....

 

[big4life]

didn't frackal order one of these shirts last week?

I got the pic. from his favorite site.

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Whoo....

Well, I got a similar offer (in person) by a guy who did that stuff for a living. Said I could make $3-6K a weekend (had very rich clients).

I needed the money and was tempted, but I came to my senses over that. Too many consequences to live with to risk it.

 

[JayBro]

I have always wanted to be a male whore and the go and pick "the Project"...Life can suck.