I just went to the Pharmacy with just a sock on my cawk

[ortiz34]

lots of stares

 

[Cutiebaby]

I am willing to bet that your arse was a tad bit cold.

 

[ortiz34]

duct tape on my ass crack

 

[PICK3]

duct tape on my ass crack

nice touch

 

[chris302001]

no christmas lights? maybe hang a wreath around it next time

 

[Mr. dB]

I have a difficult time believing this.

2-Pack of Socks with Non-Skid Bottoms - Goldbug - gbs1168 - Green/White

 

[lartinos]

a cawk sawk is a good move

 

[*ebony*]

this thread made me giggle.

 

[Cutiebaby]

duct tape on my ass crack

poor mans anal hair wax

 

[PICK3]

poor mans anal hair wax

man's